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Marcus Bales 01-05-2005 07:32 PM

A limerick's rules are debatable
If you think of its lines as inflatable

I lidbotLl l 01-06-2005 02:26 AM

A limerick's rules are debatable
If you think of its lines as inflatable
Deflateable perciveing reception rule lines

Large Marge 01-06-2005 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I lidbotLl l
A limerick's rules are debatable
If you think of its lines as inflatable
Deflateable perciveing reception rule lines

I'm gunna let Funky Tuba finish this one.
;)

funkytuba 01-06-2005 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Large Marge
I'm gunna let Funky Tuba finish this one.
;)

A limerick's rules are debatable
If you think of its lines as inflatable
Deflateable perciveing
reception rule lin[ing]
And some posters posts: masturbatable

I lidbotLl l 01-06-2005 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funkytuba
A limerick's rules are debatable
If you think of its lines as inflatable
Deflateable perciveing
reception rule lin[ing]
And some posters posts: masturbatable

thank you.
do you use cream? don't use toothpaste, just trust me on this one.

Large Marge 01-06-2005 06:22 AM

There once was a whore named Frey

I lidbotLl l 01-06-2005 06:34 AM

There once was a whore named Frey
A bunch of noise bruised knees

Marcus Bales 01-06-2005 01:03 PM

There once was a whore named Frey
Who said "If a team gets a bye

I lidbotLl l 01-06-2005 04:21 PM

There once was a whore named Frey
Who said "If a team gets a bye
slicing some pizza pie

Marcus Bales 01-06-2005 07:29 PM

There once was a whore named Frey
Who said "If a team gets a bye
When they go to extremes
To beat other teams,
Then why in the devil don't I?"

Large Marge 01-07-2005 06:49 AM

Ms. Yates had her case overturned

I lidbotLl l 01-07-2005 08:33 AM

Ms. Yates had her case overturned
Tylonol, its probably byebottle *waves*

Aphrodite 01-07-2005 11:16 AM

Ms. Yates had her case overturned
through loopholes it seems, we've been burned.

Marcus Bales 01-07-2005 12:27 PM

Ms. Yates had her case overturned
through loopholes it seems, we've been burned.
The damned IRS is
Excluding her dresses

I lidbotLl l 01-08-2005 02:06 AM

Ms. Yates had her case overturned
through loopholes it seems, we've been burned.
The damned IRS is
Excluding her dresses
restless prunning rasins shrooming

Large Marge 01-08-2005 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I lidbotLl l
Ms. Yates had her case overturned
through loopholes it seems, we've been burned.
The damned IRS is
Excluding her dresses
restless prunning rasins shrooming


Mr. Lidbot?

Will you please stop being an ass in the Fiction project? Really, you're ruining such a wonderful thing.

If you'd like to be an ass, there's plenty of room and more of an audience in Fast Chat, where some people may find you amusing.

Here, you're just pissing everyone off.

Thanks for listening.

Large Marge 01-08-2005 04:13 AM

I lust after Conan O'Brien

I lidbotLl l 01-08-2005 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Large Marge
Mr. Lidbot?

Will you please stop being an ass in the Fiction project? Really, you're ruining such a wonderful thing.

If you'd like to be an ass, there's plenty of room and more of an audience in Fast Chat, where some people may find you amusing.

Here, you're just pissing everyone off.

Thanks for listening.

miss marg

??i've looked and can't find the rules fer these limericks??
according to your red points thingamickggingy i am an ass,
i'm here for my own amusment,
not to piss everyone off though.. tell you what, you give me the "rules" aaaaand I'll do my best to meet your standards, fair enough?

Marcus Bales 01-08-2005 12:50 PM

Look here for the rules on how to write a limerick:

http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/show...3&page=1&pp=15

Hyakujo's Fox 01-08-2005 01:01 PM

If you check the first post of the thread, hopefully it will have some indication of what people are trying to achieve.

For general limericky check the links in Limerick Lessons

I lidbotLl l 01-08-2005 03:16 PM

thanks, i suck, i'll read thoes later, gotta throw up

Large Marge 01-08-2005 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I lidbotLl l
miss marg

??i've looked and can't find the rules fer these limericks??
according to your red points thingamickggingy i am an ass,
i'm here for my own amusment,
not to piss everyone off though.. tell you what, you give me the "rules" aaaaand I'll do my best to meet your standards, fair enough?

Try reading the first post of each forum.

They are not MY standards.

Large Marge 01-08-2005 05:27 PM

I lust after Conan O'Brien

Marcus Bales 01-08-2005 06:10 PM

I lust after Conan O'Brien
Though his face looks like fresh bacon fryin'

Gatsby 01-09-2005 02:42 AM

I lust after Conan O'Brien
Though his face looks like fresh bacon fryin'
That quick Irish wit

funkytuba 01-09-2005 03:10 AM

I lust after Conan O'Brien
Though his face looks like fresh bacon fryin'
That quick Irish wit
brings a rise to my tit

Large Marge 01-09-2005 04:01 AM

I lust after Conan O'Brien
Though his face looks like fresh bacon fryin'
That quick Irish wit
brings a rise to my tit
and his jokes always leave me cryin'

Large Marge 01-09-2005 07:59 AM

Al Franken should run for president

Marcus Bales 01-09-2005 01:25 PM

Al Franken should run for president
His hair's got that wavy non-frizzy dent
His smile's nice, he's bright,
He's male, and he's white --
No worse than the one who's now resident.

Gatsby 01-09-2005 07:30 PM

Thank God for free speech in this country

Large Marge 01-10-2005 12:13 AM

Thank God for free speech in this country
it makes some of us feel rather sultry

Marcus Bales 01-10-2005 01:09 PM

Thank God for free speech in this country
it makes some of us feel rather sultry
and so over-sexed
that we don't care what's next
and try to rhyme "sultry" with "country"

Hyakujo's Fox 01-10-2005 02:15 PM

I did once take a dip in Loch Ness

Marcus Bales 01-10-2005 03:47 PM

I once took a dip in Loch Ness
With Bobby, and took off my dress

Hyakujo's Fox 01-10-2005 10:50 PM

I once took a dip in Loch Ness
With Bobby, and took off my dress
the water - so chilly

Aphrodite 01-11-2005 12:59 AM

I once took a dip in Loch Ness
With Bobby, and took off my dress
the water - so chilly
inverted his willy

Large Marge 01-11-2005 05:27 AM

I once took a dip in Loch Ness
With Bobby, and took off my dress
the water - so chilly
inverted his willy
And then, well you know the rest

Large Marge 01-11-2005 05:43 AM

Bales has a word that rhymes "country"

Hyakujo's Fox 01-11-2005 06:05 AM

Bales has a word that rhymes "country"
A claim I denounce as effront'ry
As a friend from Japan
remarked quite deadpan
"Ah, that's a road of clap bruntry!"

Marcus Bales 01-12-2005 12:00 AM

The new recruit shouted "Hey, Sarge!"


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