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madasacutsnake 10-28-2004 02:48 AM

Originally posted by Klynne
I would wear the bunny costume she wore to her parents' friend's party (the whores and vicars party). No, I would not, I would not be comfortable in that, but maybe you would be. Or a bathrobe (or p.j.s) and huge fuzzy slippers, and remember to sing the song "All By Myself" , carry a bottle of wine and a pack of smokes. Remember your makeup should be smeared as if you have been crying, and have tissue in your robe pocket.
Originally posted by PFP

How is that different from any other day for her?

Smartypants 10-28-2004 05:42 PM

Cheney Vows to Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected.

Audreyvgs 10-29-2004 02:13 AM

an email to gramma

AllegroNg 10-29-2004 02:22 AM


zenbabe 10-29-2004 04:03 AM

Getting free plastic cups from Baha Fresh to make my jello shots with! :D :D :D :D :D

Gatsby 10-29-2004 05:30 AM

mmmm! Jello shots! A whole new level of drunk!

Does anyone agree with me that there are so many different levels of drunkeness based upon the type of alcohol consumed?

Beer drunk: a nice, slow, long-term drunk, beginning in boredom, peaking in group singing, and ending with a nice slow crawl to bed

Wine drunk: a quick drunk, highly giggly and silly, often resulting in day-after embarrassment over certain off-hand statements

Liquor drunk: highly charged, balls-to-the-wall, truth-or-dare insanity resulting in vomiting and day-after apologies

Jello-shot drunk: an almost imperceptible creeping drunk that hits you like a (very smooth) brick wall resulting in extremely foolish decision-making because it just doesn't SEEM like you were consuming 151!!! I swear!!!

Spicy Jack 10-29-2004 07:24 PM


Originally posted by daverbee
It's Called A Rimjob, Charlie Brown

Magpie 10-29-2004 10:47 PM

Re: an email to gramma
Ha! I showed this to my daughter and her response was, "That kid has some serious problems!" Heheeeeeee!

Originally posted by Audreyvgs

melissa 10-29-2004 10:52 PM

Guess What, Charlie Brown?? Those JRockers AREN'T Women!!

madasacutsnake 10-30-2004 01:55 AM

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave
with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming - WOO HOO! What a Ride

trisherina 10-30-2004 03:47 AM


Originally posted by Magpie
Don't have kids.

Magpie 10-30-2004 03:27 PM


Originally posted by dinzdale
This is the dawning of
A man with a hairy ass
A big scary, hairy ass


trisherina 10-30-2004 10:15 PM


Originally posted by zero
thanks but i have no clue what a saturn is - it sounds fvcking HUGE though. i think you should check to make sure it's only got two doors - a saturn sounds like it should have at least sixty.

are you sure it's actually a car this saturn you speak of?

otherwise i can't give you any more help, sorry.

Clytie 10-31-2004 09:21 PM

i *heart* this thread...

i am now wasted on meds...


malarkey 10-31-2004 09:31 PM

drikin wine but i gon barf

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