Mmmh...? Loch Ness has got a long neck, me too (for a human). But, nah, not really!
El Chupacabra I do not know long enough as to identify with (just googled),
sounds interesting though: vampire-like --> vampires are beings of the night --> I love the night.

But I'll identify myself with:

ε)

cos of the neither nor quality

None of those. I identify myself with one of the half-human, half-animal creatures from Greek mythology. But I will not say which one. :p

^you're not referring to medusa's in-the-armpit snakes, are you? :p

after a day like i've had today there's no way i can be arsed to ponder enigmas

El Chupacabra, of course. Sometimes he really sucks. :o

:)
In fact, it doesn't very much matter which. I've always thought about the Minotaur, lonely and leathal, living hidden in a dark labyrinth, imprisoned. But it can be any half-human creature, not belonging, not understanding, not understood.

tomorrow's question of the day will be: if you were to identify yourself with one of the half-human, half-animal creatures from greek mythology, would you want to be human top-half or human bottom-half?

yeti.

i'd have to say the yeti - hanging out in himalayan caves all day without having to deal with the real world sounds like a plan



PS: umm...aren't bigfoot and the yeti the same thing ?

^Of course not, silly! The abominable snowman is white and eats lemon snow cones, and Bigfoot is brown and eats little boys who ask too many questions.

human top-half, animal bottom-half - obvious ;)

I understand you.

:) You think, eh?

When I understand, I understand -- and I understand.

Why not either part? :p