It has to be too good to be true
that they got good TP for the loo
my ass ain't complaining
but the toilets not draining!
Must be from when I ate glue

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
You heard me. I didnt stutter

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
You heard me. I didnt stutter.
Although it's so fake,

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
You heard me. I didnt stutter.
Although it's so fake,
My oleo lake

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
You heard me. I didnt stutter.
Although it's so fake,
My oleo lake
smells much more like a gutter.

I happen to like tunafish

I happen to like tunafish
there's no other fish that I wish

I happen to like tunafish
there's no other fish that I wish
for my kitty or me

I happen to like tunafish
there's no other fish that I wish
for my kitty or me
do not mind mercury

I happen to like tunafish
there's no other fish that I wish
for my kitty or me
do not mind mercury
tip that can of fine fish in our dish

There once was a magical mirror

There once was a magical mirror
I saw the image within it grow clearer

There once was a magical mirror
I saw the image within it grow clearer
It was thicker and longer




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sorry, had to

There once was a magical mirror
I saw the image within it grow clearer
It was thicker and longer
and quite a bit stronger