There is nothing better than penicillin
said the doctor, to the Civil War villian.
So I will take nothing,

There is nothing better than penicillin
said the doctor, to the Civil War villian.
So I will take nothing,
I like gangrene stuffing






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There is nothing better than penicillin
said the doctor, to the Civil War villian.
So I will take nothing,
I like gangrene stuffing
And a spanking on the side if you are willin

It's pointless, you can't get there from here

It's pointless, you can't get there from here
Said the gas station attendent with a sneer

It's pointless, you can't get there from here
Said the gas station attendent with a sneer
He then took his hose

It's pointless, you can't get there from here
Said the gas station attendent with a sneer
He then took his hose
After he picked his nose

It's pointless, you can't get there from here
Said the gas station attendent with a sneer
He then took his hose
After he picked his nose
and filled my tank with high octane beer.

Never put high octane beer in car's tank

Never put high octane beer in car's tank
Or eat the yellow part of a snowbank

]Never put high octane beer in car's tank
Or eat the yellow part of a snowbank
These things I share with you

Never put high octane beer in car's tank
Or eat the yellow part of a snowbank
These things I share with you
Because they're so true

Never put high octane beer in car's tank
Or eat the yellow part of a snowbank
These things I share with you
Because they're so true
And this sir, you can take to the bank

Rot gut whiskey and hardtack

Rot gut whiskey and hardtack
I drink and end up on me back