Jewel
Tool
Rule

i'm thinking !

Talk to me dirty you fool
and twiddle my nips til I drool
I'll give you great head
Bend you over the bed
And devour your family jewel

(thanks jenschka)

You're welcome ;) I just couldn't stand it anymore!
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I missed out on all of the action

I missed out on all of the action
When I neglected to study subtraction

I missed out on all of the action
When I neglected to study subtraction
But I know how to add

I missed out on all of the action
When I neglected to study subtraction
But I know how to add
and divide like a grad

I missed out on all of the action
When I neglected to study subtraction
But I know how to add
and divide like a grad
But 1 - You = no action

The ze-monkeys make me blush

The ze-monkeys make me blush
When they started discussing my tush

The ze-monkeys make me blush
When they started discussing my tush
Yet, I'll hold my head high

The ze-monkeys make me blush
When they started discussing my tush
Yet, I'll hold my head high
And flash them some thigh

The ze-monkeys make me blush
When they started discussing my tush
Yet, I'll hold my head high
And flash them some thigh
This sure gives my ego a push!

alternate ending:

Talk to me dirty you fool
and twiddle my nips til I drool
I'll give you great head
Bend you over the bed
Just don't ask for to push in my stool

She drew on me with purple markers