I've run out of orange juice
i'm thinkin of milking my moose.
Holy shVt what am I thinking?
I think I will start drinking!
And about being very loose

I've searched all over the planet

I've searched all over the planet
For this hottie I used to call Janet

I've searched all over the planet
For this hottie I used to call Janet
that wasn't her name

I've searched all over the planet
For this hottie I used to call Janet
that wasn't her name
she tried to hide her fame

I've searched all over the planet
For this hottie I used to call Janet
that wasn't her name
she tried to hide her fame
til she ran off with another man damn it

(sorry, weak hard to think of words that rhyme with planet, janet)

Underneath your Christmas tree

Underneath your Christmas tree
Is a spot my cat would love to pee

Underneath your Christmas tree
Is a spot my cat would love to pee
He sits and he squats

Underneath your Christmas tree
Is a spot my cat would love to pee
He sits and he squats
And he quietly plots

Underneath your Christmas tree
Is a spot my cat would love to pee
He sits and he squats
And he quietly plots
Then does the deed and flees.

seven men in a leaky little boat

seven men in a leaky little boat
and each one must now cast his vote

seven men in a leaky little boat
and each one must now cast his vote
since there's no land in sight

seven men in a leaky little boat
and each one must now cast his vote
since there's no land in sight
everyone is a little uptight