I guess I should go make my lunch
I'm guessing but its more like a hunch
or perhaps an intuit
it's the right time to chew it
I'll know by the taste and the crunch

'03 quickly comes to an end

'03 quickly comes to an end
so little time left to defend

'03 quickly comes to an end
so little time left to defend
now out with a bang

'03 quickly comes to an end
so little time left to defend
now out with a bang,
some punch laced with wang

'03 quickly comes to an end
so little time left to defend
now out with a bang,
some punch laced with wang
then on to '04 where I'll mend.

We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet

We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet
and den we'll tak anoother

We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet
and den we'll tak anoother
We'll drink to our mothers
And cousins and brothers
And den we'll drink to each other.

There. Moving right along...

I've finally cut off my dreadlocks

I've finally cut off my dreadlocks
And programmed alarms into my clocks

I've finally cut off my dreadlocks
And programmed alarms into my clocks
I'm sworn off my drinking

I've finally cut off my dreadlocks
And programmed alarms into my clocks
I'm sworn off my drinking
and washed: no more stinking

I've finally cut off my dreadlocks
And programmed alarms into my clocks
I'm sworn off my drinking
and washed: no more stinking
but I'll never give up my toe socks

It's time to take down my tree