pass the cheese, the mustard, and pickles
oh how my throat does tickle

pass the cheese, the mustard, and pickles
oh how my throat does tickle
Edam or Gouda or maybe Clam Chouda?

pass the cheese, the mustard, and pickles
oh how my throat does tickle
Edam or Gouda or maybe Clam Chouda?
Oh shite i'm so terribly fickle

Sky scraper sandwich by Bumstead

Sky scraper sandwich by Bumstead
Ensures me that I will be well-fed

Sky scraper sandwich by Bumstead
Ensures me that I will be well-fed
There'll be miles of bologna

Sky scraper sandwich by Bumstead
Ensures me that I will be well-fed
There'll be miles of bologna
'scuse me if I spill some on ya

Sky scraper sandwich by Bumstead
Ensures me that I will be well-fed
There'll be miles of bologna
'scuse me if I spill some on ya
here's my excuse: I'm inbred.

If I only had one day to live

If I only had one day to live
It's possible that I might give

If I only had one day to live
It's possible that I might give
a big party, and dance

If I only had one day to live
It's possible that I might give
a big party, and dance
without shirt or pants

If I only had one day to live
It's possible that I might give
a big party, and dance
without shirt or pants
but I'd still probably have to get good and drunk first.

This yoghurt is huge but its yummy

This yoghurt is huge but its yummy
It's good to rub on your bummy