This yoghurt is huge but its yummy
It's good to rub on your bummy Is this euphemism? |
This yoghurt is huge but its yummy
It's good to rub on your bummy Is this euphemism? or pure hedonism? |
This yoghurt is huge but its yummy
It's good to rub on your bummy Is this euphemism? or pure hedonism? just wash before it gets gummy |
I once put my finger in a dyke!
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I once put my finger in a dyke!
But not the type that you might like. |
I once put my finger in a dyke!
But not the type that you might like. I'm not being rude |
I once put my finger in a dyke!
But not the type that you might like. I'm not being rude This act was not lewd! |
I once put my finger in a dyke!
But not the type that you might like. I'm not being rude This act was not lewd! Just natural, to finger and dyke alike. |
My socks are all tangled and holey
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My socks are all tangled and holey
My figure at best, rolley polley |
My socks are all tangled and holey
My figure at best, rolley polley But I've got my pride |
My socks are all tangled and holey
My figure at best, rolley polley But I've got my pride And an aged TV Guide |
My socks are all tangled and holey
My figure at best, rolley polley But I've got my pride And an aged TV Guide Now, where's that damn remote controlley? |
This year I've taken up knitting
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This year I've taken up knitting
it’s tricky and takes lots of sitting |
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