A blues guitar player from Texas
Surprisingly driving a Lexus
Took a left turn in Beaumont

A blues guitar player from Texas
Surprisingly driving a Lexus
Took a left turn in Beaumont
In search of a new font
To attract the opposite sexus.

(Sorry, couldn't help myself!)

(Sorry, couldn't help myself!)
(Parenthetically, I'm not an elf)

(Sorry, couldn't help myself!)
(Parenthetically, I'm not an elf)
(My ears are quite large)

(Sorry, couldn't help myself!)
(Parenthetically, I'm not an elf)
(My ears are quite large)
(My name is not Marge)

(Sorry, couldn't help myself!)
(Parenthetically, I'm not an elf)
(My ears are quite large)
(My name is not Marge)
(My joy is to write poems by stealth)

My Coca-Cola has gone flat

My Coca-Cola has gone flat
damn how I hate that

My Coca-Cola has gone flat
damn how I hate that
the lack of good bubbles

My Coca-Cola has gone flat
damn how I hate that
the lack of good bubbles
is a sign of big troubles

this snake-skinned cowboy hat

My Coca-Cola has gone flat
damn how I hate that
the lack of good bubbles
is a sign of big troubles
which I usually blame on the cat

this snake-skinned cowboy hat
rattles whenever I chat

This snake-skinned cowboy hat
rattles whenever I chat
It's a good thing I defanged it

This snake-skinned cowboy hat
rattles whenever I chat
It's a good thing I defanged it
then shot it and hanged it

This snake-skinned cowboy hat
rattles whenever I chat
It's a good thing I defanged it
then shot it and hanged it
and left the entrails for Hyakujo's cat.