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Smartypants 04-04-2004 11:26 PM

The best way to practice one's French
Is upside down on a cherry wood Bench
With this manner of sitting
Most any tongue's fitting


The best way to practice one's French
Is by hitting one’s thumb with a wrench
Then one can use a French word
Cry, "Mon Dieu, quelle absurde!"


RR, I'm impressed at your valiant attempt at housecleaning. Magnifique!

nycwriters 04-04-2004 11:31 PM

The best way to practice one's French
Is upside down on a cherry wood Bench
With this manner of sitting
Most any tongue's fitting
But only if you find the right wench! ;)


The best way to practice one's French
Is by hitting one’s thumb with a wrench
Then one can use a French word
Cry, "Mon Dieu, quelle absurde!"
Then lie prone on a provencal bench

Klynne 04-05-2004 12:13 AM

A little old man once said

Audreyvgs 04-05-2004 01:05 AM

A little old man once said
I believe there's a bird on my head

Klynne 04-05-2004 01:21 AM

A little old man once said
I believe there's a bird on my head
Could it be she's just resting?

Hyakujo's Fox 04-05-2004 01:44 AM

A little old man once said
I believe there's a bird on my head
Could it be she's just resting?
I do hope she's not nesting

daverbee 04-05-2004 10:54 AM

A little old man once said
I believe there's a bird on my head
Could it be she's just resting?
I do hope she's not nesting
And using my hair as her bread.

rapscalious rob 04-05-2004 04:39 PM

While drinking some coffee one day,

lapietra 04-05-2004 05:03 PM

While drinking some coffee one day,
and reading the board of Frank, Ze,

daverbee 04-05-2004 06:14 PM

While drinking some coffee one day,
and reading the board of Frank, Ze,
I wrote in this here limerick

madasacutsnake 04-06-2004 12:26 AM

While drinking some coffee one day,
and reading the board of Frank, Ze,
I wrote in this here limerick
Nonsense which was maverick

lapietra 04-06-2004 12:33 AM

While drinking some coffee one day,
and reading the board of Frank, Ze,
I wrote in this here limerick
then picked up my old ice pick

daverbee 04-06-2004 01:56 PM

While drinking some coffee one day,
and reading the board of Frank, Ze,
I wrote in this here limerick
then picked up my old ice pick
And went out, a few demons to slay.


While drinking some coffee one day,
and reading the board of Frank, Ze,
I wrote in this here limerick
nonsense which was maverick
then headed outside for to play.

Edited to include one from the line posted by madasacutsnake.

lapietra 04-06-2004 02:01 PM

What a drag to be back on the road

daverbee 04-06-2004 02:33 PM

What a drag to be back on the road
Better that than to be a squashed toad!


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