The full moon makes me go crazy!
My thoughts start to drift off all hazy
I grow lots of hair
I scream and I swear
Then I wake up, sweet as a daisy

The secret to the art of good baking

The secret to the art of good baking
if the price is right could be yours for the taking

The secret to the art of good baking
if the price is right could be yours for the taking
Perfect pastries, fresh bread

The secret to the art of good baking
if the price is right could be yours for the taking
Perfect pastries, fresh bread
They're all here in my head

The secret to the art of good baking
if the price is right could be yours for the taking
Perfect pastries, fresh bread
They're all here in my head
So soon in the dough I'll be raking

This millionaire lost all his money

This millionaire lost all his money
but still had to pay alimony

This millionaire lost all his money
but still had to pay alimony
His ex lived in style

This millionaire lost all his money
but still had to pay alimony
his ex lived in style
bled him of his pile

This millionaire lost all his money
but still had to pay alimony
his ex lived in style
bled him of his pile
and moved to an island quite sunny

When someone is lost in the graveyard

When someone is lost in the graveyard
While eating a big bowl of Swiss chard

When someone is lost in the graveyard
While eating a big bowl of Swiss chard
the zombies come sniffing

When someone is lost in the graveyard
While eating a big bowl of Swiss chard
the zombies come sniffing
whilst their coifs be-spiffing