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Hyakujo's Fox 01-08-2005 05:25 AM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered
By the absence of good conversation.

She called up Ramona to say
"Please meet me in Santa Fe.
I'm down on my luck
and just spent my last buck
And your dog has just run away."

So Ramona was on the next flight

Large Marge 01-08-2005 07:10 AM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered
By the absence of good conversation.

She called up Ramona to say
"Please meet me in Santa Fe.
I'm down on my luck
and just spent my last buck
And your dog has just run away."

So Ramona was on the next flight
unfortunately, as high as a kite

Marcus Bales 01-08-2005 01:30 PM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered
By the absence of good conversation.

She called up Ramona to say
"Please meet me in Santa Fe.
I'm down on my luck
and just spent my last buck
And your dog has just run away."

So Ramona was on the next flight
unfortunately, as high as a kite
From Halloween to Hanukkah
She roamed Santa Monica
To rescue Louise from her plight.

Gatsby 01-09-2005 02:45 AM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered
By the absence of good conversation.

She called up Ramona to say
"Please meet me in Santa Fe.
I'm down on my luck
and just spent my last buck
And your dog has just run away."

So Ramona was on the next flight
unfortunately, as high as a kite
From Halloween to Hanukkah
She roamed Santa Monica
To rescue Louise from her plight.

But when Louise's flight hit the tarmac

Marcus Bales 01-09-2005 01:01 PM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered
By the absence of good conversation.

She called up Ramona to say
"Please meet me in Santa Fe.
I'm down on my luck
and just spent my last buck
And your dog has just run away."

So Ramona was on the next flight
unfortunately, as high as a kite
From Halloween to Hanukkah
She roamed Santa Monica
To rescue Louise from her plight.

But when Louise's flight hit the tarmac
At six hundred per, not an arm (ack!)
nor a leg (ew!) remain
from aluminum rain --
I'm heading off now for the bar, Mac.

Gatsby 01-09-2005 07:36 PM

A dastardly dog from Des Moines

Large Marge 01-10-2005 12:06 AM

A dastardly dog from Des Moines
found a mark to work a few coin

Marcus Bales 01-10-2005 01:10 PM

A dastardly dog from Des Moines
found a mark to work a few coin
But a dog from Dubuque

Large Marge 01-11-2005 05:34 AM

A dastardly dog from Des Moines
found a mark to work a few coin
But a dog from Dubuque
on a whim and a fluke

Smartypants 01-11-2005 07:03 AM

A dastardly dog from Des Moines
found a mark to work a few coin
But a dog from Dubuque
on a whim and a fluke
Licked that pug with a kick to the groin.

Marcus Bales 01-11-2005 11:53 PM

I sit at the shoreline and think

trisherina 01-12-2005 12:25 AM

I sit at the shoreline and think,
"If I were a ship, would I sink?

Marcus Bales 01-12-2005 12:57 AM

I sit at the shoreline and think,
"If I were a ship, would I sink?"
I look at my fat

AsianBoy 01-12-2005 05:10 PM

I sit at the shoreline and think,
"If I were a ship, would I sink?"
I look at my fat
And the ground where I sat

trisherina 01-12-2005 05:15 PM

I sit at the shoreline and think,
"If I were a ship, would I sink?"
I look at my fat
And the ground where I sat
And mourn the imprint of my dink. :D


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