The last thing you see when you die
might determine the how and the why,
but for sure not the what;

The last thing you see when you die
might determine the how and the why,
but for sure not the what;
unless it's a hot

The last thing you see when you die
might determine the how and the why,
but for sure not the what;
unless it's a hot
fireplace poker impaling your eye.

I dreamt I was dating a star

I dreamt I was dating a star
And feared I was not up to par

I dreamt I was dating a star
And feared I was not up to par
So I got my boobs done

I dreamt I was dating a star
And feared I was not up to par
So I got my boobs done
and boy, was he stunned

I dreamt I was dating a star
And feared I was not up to par
So I got my boobs done
and boy, was he stunned
I can't rhyme but so what!

My rhyme-challenged self was in love

My rhyme-challenged self was in love
so I struggled to rise above

My rhyme-challenged self was in love
so I struggled to rise above
the muck and the dreck

My rhyme-challenged self was in love
so I struggled to rise above
the muck and the dreck,
but I failed, oh heck!

My rhyme-challenged self was in love
so I struggled to rise above
the muck and the dreck,
but I failed, oh heck!
for such verse she'll give me the shove

I once met a man from Nantucket

I once met a man from Nantucket
who quit his job with a "f*** it!!"