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Sri Rama 03-13-2003 10:58 AM

1. There was a young monkey that typed
2. And listened to anything that we hyped.
3. He was lame as a duck
4. And we didn't give a &!%$@

sbraiden 03-13-2003 01:45 PM

1. There was a young monkey that typed
2. And listened to anything that we hyped.
3. He was lame as a duck
4. And we didn't give a &!%$@
5. Because we loved all the lines that he swiped.

lapietra 03-13-2003 01:49 PM

woo hoo!!! :)
 
1. There was an old geezer who snored

sbraiden 03-13-2003 01:51 PM

1. There was an old geezer who snored
2. To resolve it his poor wife emplored

AllegroNg 03-13-2003 03:59 PM

1. There was an old geezer who snored
2. To resolve it his poor wife emplored
3. Maybe I'd help his breathing

nycwriters 03-13-2003 04:21 PM

1. There was an old geezer who snored
2. To resolve it his poor wife emplored
3. Maybe I'd help his breathing
4. By getting up and leaving

lapietra 03-13-2003 04:43 PM

1. There was an old geezer who snored
2. To resolve it his poor wife emplored
3. Maybe I'd help his breathing
4. By getting up and leaving
5. And, heaving, she walked out the door and was promptly gored by a passing bull. They lived in Spain, you see. It was that time of year.
She should have had him tested for sleep apnea & gotten one of those neat machines like my dad just got. :D

sbraiden 03-13-2003 05:38 PM

There was a young chap who sold ointment.
 
*lol*! Good one, L...

1. There was a young chap who sold ointment.

masterofNone 03-13-2003 05:51 PM

1. There was a young chap who sold ointment.
2. who showed up once without an appointment

sbraiden 03-13-2003 06:02 PM

1. There was a young chap who sold ointment,
2. who showed up once without an appointment.
3. With his slippery wares

masterofNone 03-13-2003 06:11 PM

1. There was a young chap who sold ointment,
2. who showed up once without an appointment.
3. With his slippery wares
4. and his come hither stares

sbraiden 03-13-2003 06:18 PM

1. There was a young chap who sold ointment,
2. who showed up once without an appointment.
3. With his slippery wares
4. and his come hither stares
5. sales were rarely a great disappointment.

:D

*yuk yuk yuk*

sbraiden 03-13-2003 06:38 PM

and again ...
 
1. My sea monkey's animatronic

Sri Rama 03-13-2003 07:10 PM

1. My sea monkey's animatronic
2. The sound of his swimming's symphonic

sbraiden 03-13-2003 07:17 PM

1. My sea monkey's animatronic.
2. The sound of his swimming's symphonic.
3. Though his tricks are quite cunning,


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