1. A perpetual case of "foot in mouth"

1. A perpetual case of "foot in mouth"
2. The conversation inevitably goes south

1. A perpetual case of "foot in mouth"
2. The conversation inevitably goes south
3. I *know* what not to say

1. A perpetual case of "foot in mouth"
2. The conversation inevitably goes south
3. I *know* what not to say
4. But I say it anyway

1. A perpetual case of "foot in mouth"
2. The conversation inevitably goes south
3. I *know* what not to say
4. But I say it anyway
5. And end up looking like a lout.

(if you read with with a Brooklynese accent it sounds okay...)

1. There was middle-aged cat named Turbo

1. There was middle-aged cat named Turbo
2. Who looked a bit like Tom Servo

1. There was middle-aged cat named Turbo
2. Who looked a bit like Tom Servo
3. Snidely comments at movies

1. There was middle-aged cat named Turbo
2. Who looked a bit like Tom Servo
3. Snidely comments at movies
4. But always says mew please

1. There was middle-aged cat named Turbo
2. Who looked a bit like Tom Servo
3. Snidely comments at movies
4. But always says mew please
5. And after each meal takes some Beano.

1. I've got something back here to show you

1. I've got something back here to show you
2. It'll help me better get to know you

1. I've got something back here to show you
2. It'll help me better get to know you
3. It's furry and warm

1. I've got something back here to show you
2. It'll help me better get to know you
3. It's furry and warm
4. It's fresh from the farm!

1. I've got something back here to show you
2. It'll help me better get to know you
3. It's furry and warm
4. It's fresh from the farm!
5. Wouldn't you like to pet my emu?