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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died today of a yeast infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart "cookie", wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. ;) |
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sorry marge but i'm still laughing |
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You know, it might have happened that way, considering what happens when a story gets told a bout a million times before somebody writes it down! |
good thing someone was there when it did happen and wrote it down
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there was, like, an on the spot reporter?
i thought it was all told by the disciples, who he didn't meet until he was an adult. sorry if i'm wrong. :confused: |
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my usually very quiet and shy colleague Merijn about the guy from the backoffice that always answers the phone and behaves like a big bellied night club bouncer:
"doesn't he have anything more useful to do?? like wank in a corner somewhere.." |
Somethings make you laugh, shake your head, and curse simultaneously.
Hypocrisy is one of them. "What Would Jesus Laugh At?" |
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What a disappointment. I hat you now. |
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I thought you already hatted me. |
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