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•§Handsome Boy Modeling Company says:
i need to somewhat calm down in that category

•§Handsome Boy Modeling Company says:
im not saying im going to, im saying i should

•§Handsome Boy Modeling Company says:
this weekend for example, i have the house to myself - i just got good news financially, and im excited for my course next month - so naturally i am going to go up the street to my local and get absolutely off my tits, the kind of drunk that ends marriages. Ive kept it civil up there in cambridge, this kind of drunk requires me in a pair of diapers and my address written on my hand

LOL

*sigh*

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

:rolleyes:

Bush: "vroom! vroom!"

Putin: "ahh, better let me drive!"

^^^

Somehow, I knew there would be a picture like this when I saw the little joy ride on TV.

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DEAR MEGALODON
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Date: 2005-05-18, 9:15AM PDT


DEAR MEGALODON,

YOU ARE GOING DOWN MY AQUATIC SEAFARING FRIEND; YOU ARE GOING DOWN FAST, AND YOU ARE GOING DOWN HARD. YOUR LEATHERY SKIN SIMPLY CANNOT AND WILL NOT CONTEND WITH MY RAZOR SHARP TALONS AND OR SERRATED MANDIBLES. THE CONSTANT BARRAGE OF MY RHYTHMIC FOOT GESTURES WILL LEAVE YOU BEWILDERED WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY CATAPULTING MY CHOREOGRAPHY CAREER TO THE TOP OF THE SOUL TRAIN ECHELON.

SONOFA **** I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT, I CAN ASSURE YOU MORE DISPARAGING WORDS WOULD HAVE PRECEDED THIS WITH WHICH WITHOUT QUESTION WOULD HAVE FURTHER DEMORALIZED, DISMAYED, DISHEARTENED AND OTHER TRANSITIVE VERBS BEGINNING WITH "D."

IN CONCLUSION SUCK IT YOU REPUGNANT BITCH

SINCERELY,

JORYSAURUS-REX

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