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zenbabe 09-14-2005 02:33 AM

furciferous

*adv.*

A description of an action of giving a fat lip and a ruptured eye socket to any crazy bastard that throws red paint at you whilst you saunter down 5th avenue in a fur coat.

"They ran out of pink champagne in the limo and decided to walk home...it was cold and I wasn't getting laid....doesn't matter...I'm hot dammit.

When he threw a bucket of red paint on my mink..I had no choice but to give him a furciferous blow to the head..and I just got a manicure this morning...MOTHER FVCKER!" :mad:

Marcus Bales 09-14-2005 11:15 AM

furciferous - cowardly acts purportedly done on principle.

Activists furciferously throw red paint on 5th Avenue ladies in furs because they don't dare throw red paint on Hell's Angels in leathers.

Con ate dog 09-14-2005 04:31 PM

furciferous: adj. Any tree or shrub that grows hair instead of leaves or needles. Found only in Dr. Seuss books.

gigi 09-14-2005 07:15 PM

Furciferous - (adj.) of, or like Furcifer.

Furcifer - (N) n 1: (Judeo-Christian and Islamic religions (not)) chief spirit of the furred and feral and adversary of Fudd; tempter of mankind; master of texture.

[Middle English, from Old English, morning fur, Furcifer, from Latin Furcifer, from furcifer, fuzz-bringer : fux, fuc-, fur; see feuk- in Indo-European Roots + -fer, -fer, -ous]

dddrum 09-14-2005 11:09 PM

Furciferous - (adj.) redolent of burnt hair. [From Furcifer- (n.) a device for the ceremonial burning of animal hair.]

The bong exploded with a blinding flash, filling the dorm room with a dense, furciferous murk. Carburetor, schmarburetor, Lloyd mused, the gasoline was a bad idea.

Master_Jedi 09-15-2005 01:25 AM

Furciferous

A very moldy cheese, resembling a kiwi (as in the bird) on steroids.

The furciferous cheese was thrown at the senator. The apples then followed.

funkytuba 09-15-2005 06:13 AM

furciferous - relating to habitat for woodland animals that has been displaced by a steel mill

xfox 09-16-2005 01:24 AM

furciferous adj. a furrier who makes too much noise while he works.

Gatsby 09-16-2005 11:35 PM

furciferous - [adv] Very, very angry.

origin: Warner Brothers-ese, derived from the character Scooby Doo.

Velma is furciferous at Daphne for shagging Shaggy in the back of the Mystery Machine last time they tripped. Zoinks!

Brynn 09-17-2005 08:22 AM

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Brynn 09-17-2005 08:23 AM

furciferous - anything to do with oatmeal. Or press junkets. Or pressed jackets.

dddrum 09-17-2005 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gatsby
furciferous - [adv] Very, very angry.

origin: Warner Brothers-ese, derived from the character Scooby Doo.

Umm... Scooby Doo was, like, Hanna-Barbera, man.

Jinkies!
DDD

(P.S.: I think those Scooby Snacks were made with oatmeal...)

Brynn 09-17-2005 11:45 PM

furciferous - like coniferous, only more fun to say.

xfox 09-18-2005 12:21 AM

furciferous fur covered stainless steel balls, or did somebody already say that?

Hyakujo's Fox 09-18-2005 01:08 AM

The Phrontisery defines furciferous as (i) bearing a fork or (ii) bearing a forked appendage; rascally.

Unfortunately there were far, far, far too many entries for a lazy fellow like me to acknowledge them all.

Most Drink-On-Monitor-Spraying contribution goes to surbhi
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Originally Posted by surbhi
furciferous- having a very hairy beaver.

Most Cynical contribution goes to Brynn
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Most Mindwarping contribution and Runner up goes to Con ate dog
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Originally Posted by Con ate dog
furciferous: adj. Any tree or shrub that grows hair instead of leaves or needles. Found only in Dr. Seuss books.

Most Illuminatingly-Exampled contribution and Winner goes to Brynn
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Originally Posted by Brynn
furciferous(adj.) - describes anything that breathes fire.

As she was hoisted suddenly into the air by his claw, Blanche found herself simultaneously aroused and alarmed by Godzilla's maddened, furciferous passion, and struggled without success to secure her tousled hair with a broken rhinestone barrett she found in her dangling evening bag.



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