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JesusTitties 03-12-2006 01:30 PM

Chuck Norris
There can only be one Chuck Norris. Any more, and the world would collapse due to the many Norrises.

JesusTitties 03-12-2006 01:31 PM

Florida used to be in a straight line, until Chuck Norris kicked Miami for refusing to make a "Chuck Norris Day".

JesusTitties 03-12-2006 01:32 PM

If you ever see Chuck Norris running, it's already too late.

JesusTitties 03-12-2006 01:32 PM

The reason there has been so many different Batman's is because Chuck Norris kept killing them off.

JesusTitties 03-12-2006 01:33 PM

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

JesusTitties 03-12-2006 01:34 PM

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

JesusTitties 03-12-2006 01:36 PM

Whilst paying a visit in Berlin, Chuck Norris paid a visit to the "Potsdamer Platz", a building notorious for having a lift that can cover 24 floors in less than 15 seconds. Upon hearing this Norris decided to race the lift using the stairs. Needless to say the first thing people saw when the lift doors opened on the 24th floor was Chuck Norris tapping his watch smugly.

JesusTitties 03-12-2006 01:37 PM

Chuck Norris has never been rained upon. Mother Nature can't risk those kinds of repercussions.

JesusTitties 03-12-2006 01:38 PM

Chuck Norris found Waldo, beat the shit out of him, and chained him to a radiator so he couldn't ever disappear again.

JesusTitties 03-12-2006 01:38 PM

It took NASA's top engineers 17 years to develop tools durable and precise enough to trim Chuck Norris' beard.

JesusTitties 03-12-2006 01:39 PM

Chuck Norris took 3 of every animal on his ark. Then he called Noah a ***** and roundhoused kicked a Minotaur.

JesusTitties 03-12-2006 01:40 PM

Ever wonder why the toilet doors are always busted in public restrooms? They got in the way of Chuck Norris taking a shit, that's why.

JesusTitties 03-12-2006 01:42 PM

When God sneezes, the seraphim sing, "Chuck bless you."

JesusTitties 03-12-2006 01:43 PM

They may say that Chuck Yeager first broke the sound barrier, but it was actually a disoriented Chuck Norris. He was just a little fatigued from having sex for the previous 70 hours straight and had forgotten his last name.

JesusTitties 03-12-2006 01:44 PM

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you.

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