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Audreyvgs 09-25-2003 07:30 AM

There once was a very funky tuba
who went to the left coast to scuba
When he saw a Great White
So he put up a fight
and sent that great white back to Cuba!

amanda 09-25-2003 02:24 PM

"Be prepared, Scout"

Audreyvgs 09-25-2003 10:05 PM

"Be prepared, Scout"
she shouted right out

dinzdale 09-26-2003 12:56 AM

"Be prepared, Scout"
she shouted right out
just as she was coming

lapietra 09-26-2003 02:37 AM

"Be prepared, Scout"
she shouted right out
just as she was coming
to deliver a numbing

Audreyvgs 09-26-2003 09:28 AM

"Be prepared, Scout"
she shouted right out
just as she was coming
to deliver a numbing
to Dinz whom she thought quite a lout

u askt fur that

dinzdale 09-26-2003 09:43 AM

I'm trying my best, dont you see?

Audreyvgs 09-26-2003 09:57 AM

I'm trying my best, dont you see?
lurid and tawdry though I be

moel 09-26-2003 11:52 AM

I'm trying my best, dont you see?
lurid and tawdry though I be
you'll get it in the end

slurpeedemon 09-26-2003 12:11 PM

I'm trying my best, dont you see?
lurid and tawdry though I be
you'll get it in the end
it's a complex plan, my friend

zenbabe 09-26-2003 01:41 PM

wtf!!?!??!

:confused:

Audreyvgs 09-26-2003 07:20 PM

I'm trying my best, dont you see?
lurid and tawdry though I be
you'll get it in the end
it's a complex plan, my friend
my mother somehow did this to me

funkytuba 09-28-2003 09:31 PM

Good thing this thread ain't for the purist.

Audreyvgs 09-28-2003 10:38 PM

Good thing this thread ain't for the purist.
in regards to offending the tourist

Hyakujo's Fox 09-29-2003 07:00 AM

Good thing this thread ain't for the purist.
in regards to offending the tourist
who comes looking for Art

Audreyvgs 09-29-2003 02:24 PM

Good thing this thread ain't for the purist.
in regards to offending the tourist
who comes looking for Art
this is nowhere to start

funkytuba 09-30-2003 12:23 AM

Good thing this thread ain't for the purist.
in regards to offending the tourist
who comes looking for Art
this is nowhere to start
and at this point I'm calling my jurist

chuckie egg 09-30-2003 08:36 AM

I'm sure he'll call back if he wants to

Audreyvgs 09-30-2003 09:38 AM

I'm sure he'll call back if he wants to
Didn't i do everything i could do?

AllegroNg 09-30-2003 11:15 AM

I'm sure he'll call back if he wants to
Didn't i do everything i could do?
I practiced The Rules

Audreyvgs 10-02-2003 11:11 PM

I'm sure he'll call back if he wants to
Didn't i do everything i could do?
I practiced The Rules
not schtüpping with fools

flabbygums 10-02-2003 11:30 PM

I'm sure he'll call back if he wants to
Didn't i do everything i could do?
I practiced The Rules
not schtüpping with fools
I hope he didn't hear me grunting in the loo

nycwriters 10-03-2003 03:01 AM

Whenever the sun breaks the clouds

Audreyvgs 10-03-2003 12:08 PM

Whenever the sun breaks the clouds
Flabby collects all his shrouds

nycwriters 10-03-2003 06:31 PM

Whenever the sun breaks the clouds
Flabby collects all his shrouds
He floats through the air

catbelly 10-03-2003 06:40 PM

Whenever the sun breaks the clouds
Flabby collects all his shrouds
He floats through the air
His cheeks pale and bare

Audreyvgs 10-03-2003 09:08 PM

Whenever the sun breaks the clouds
Flabby collects all his shrouds
He floats through the air
His cheeks pale and bare
poor syntax in his limericks scares crowds

lapietra 10-04-2003 12:01 AM

Today I drove through East L. A.

Audreyvgs 10-04-2003 12:09 AM

Today I drove through East L. A.
Conozco a un hombre se llama José







_____________________________

I know a man whose name is Jose

lapietra 10-04-2003 12:40 AM

Today I drove through East L. A.
Conozco a un hombre se llama José
Vi un cementerio

flabbygums 10-04-2003 01:27 AM

Today I drove through East L. A.
Conozco a un hombre se llama José
he tried to sell me oranges and nuts








and p.s. what wrogn /w my sintacks?

lapietra 10-04-2003 01:31 AM

hey!

Audreyvgs 10-04-2003 01:47 AM

Today I drove through East L. A.
Conozco a un hombre se llama José
Vi un cementerio
que vi diario



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Ignore all syntax-thrashers...........si quieres
read the first post for a syntax lesson, I'd pay you to teach me flash, tho...do always do what you're good at

lapietra 10-04-2003 01:54 AM

Today I drove through East L. A.
Conozco a un hombre se llama José
Vi un cementerio
que vi diario
y la gente muerta se levantó y cosquilleó flabbygums. :D

rapscalious rob 10-04-2003 04:10 AM

We like to be really silly
aquí estábamos así

AllegroNg 10-04-2003 09:06 AM

We like to be really silly
aquí estábamos así
Que hora est?

rapscalious rob 10-04-2003 03:48 PM

We like to be really silly
aquí estábamos así
Que hora est?
the hour of rest

Audreyvgs 10-04-2003 09:08 PM

We like to be really silly
aquí estábamos así
Que hora est?
the hour of rest
trabajamos muy fuerte, you see!

lapietra 10-05-2003 03:14 AM

it's so much fun to be tipsy

rapscalious rob 10-05-2003 05:19 AM

it's so much fun to be tipsy
It makes me feel numb in the lipsy


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