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madasacutsnake 09-04-2004 09:37 AM

Never mind you, where's Smarty? :(
Since he is always the life of the party! :D
I messed with his rules :(

Hyakujo's Fox 09-04-2004 11:19 AM

Never mind you, where's Smarty? :(
Since he is always the life of the party! :D
I messed with his rules :(
That he wrote for us fools ;)

Hyakujo's Fox 09-06-2004 11:50 PM

Never mind you, where's Smarty?
Since he is always the life of the party!
I messed with his rules
That he wrote for us fools
who aspire to join the literati

RuneT 09-08-2004 08:55 AM

now where the hell is the screwdriver

Aphrodite 09-08-2004 10:39 AM

now where the hell is the screwdriver
It's time to repair the new dryer

joppa.gal 09-08-2004 07:16 PM

now where the hell is the screwdriver
It's time to repair the new dryer
my brilliant blonde wife

Smartypants 09-08-2004 07:19 PM

now where the hell is the screwdriver
It's time to repair the new dryer
my brilliant blonde wife
nearly cost me my life

Coffee 09-08-2004 08:49 PM

now where the hell is the screwdriver
It's time to repair the new dryer
my brilliant blonde wife
nearly cost me my life
thinking I'm some fvcking McGyver

madasacutsnake 09-09-2004 12:01 AM

McGyver makes me hot said Selma

Hyakujo's Fox 09-09-2004 03:01 AM

McGyver makes me hot said Selma
the heat would sometimes overwhelm 'er

nycwriters 09-10-2004 01:54 PM

McGyver makes me hot said Selma
the heat would sometimes overwhelm 'er
rubber bands and some tin foil

dinzdale 09-10-2004 02:29 PM

McGyver makes me hot said Selma
the heat would sometimes overwhelm 'er
rubber bands and some tin foil
makeshift IUD coil

RuneT 09-11-2004 11:42 PM

McGyver makes me hot said Selma
the heat would sometimes overwhelm 'er
rubber bands and some tin foil
makeshift IUD coil
made a self igniting hash pipe but don't tell ma

Hyakujo's Fox 09-12-2004 10:25 AM

There's a nice little place I have found

Aphrodite 09-12-2004 11:01 AM

There's a nice little place I have found
Its secretly tucked underground

Hyakujo's Fox 09-13-2004 10:53 PM

There's a nice little place I have found
Its secretly tucked underground
Go down through the sewer

Coffee 09-13-2004 11:04 PM

There's a nice little place I have found
Its secretly tucked underground
Go down through the sewer
Bring stuff from the brewer

joppa.gal 09-14-2004 12:12 PM

There's a nice little place I have found
Its secretly tucked underground
Go down through the sewer
Bring stuff from the brewer
If we're lucky we'll never be found!

joppa.gal 09-14-2004 12:13 PM

A Grizzly was hunting for treats-

Coffee 09-15-2004 01:24 AM

A Grizzly was hunting for treats-
I felt his nose under my sheets

Hyakujo's Fox 09-15-2004 03:26 AM

A Grizzly was hunting for treats-
I felt his nose under my sheets
They say bears can smell fear

Coffee 09-15-2004 05:07 PM

A Grizzly was hunting for treats-
I felt his nose under my sheets
They say bears can smell fear
but from shit they stay clear

mcnoo 09-15-2004 08:01 PM

A Grizzly was hunting for treats-
I felt his nose under my sheets
They say bears can smell fear
but from shit they stay clear
I may be safe, but i'll stink for weeks

madasacutsnake 09-17-2004 01:32 AM

I've never seen a bear in manties

joppa.gal 09-17-2004 02:42 AM

I've never seen a bear in manties
Now I'm not saying they can't-*ies*

zenbabe 09-17-2004 02:44 AM

I've never seen a bear in manties
Now I'm not saying they can't-*ies*
Though they have lots of hair

Smartypants 09-17-2004 03:42 AM

I've never seen a bear in manties
Now I'm not saying they can't-*ies*
Though they have lots of hair
Keep in mind that a bear

Coffee 09-17-2004 05:48 AM

I've never seen a bear in manties
Now I'm not saying they can't-*ies*
Though they have lots of hair
Keep in mind that a bear
would look silly in something so scanty.

Smartypants 09-17-2004 07:43 AM

I've never seen a bear in manties
Now I'm not saying they can't-*ies*
Though they have lots of hair
Keep in mind that a bear
would look silly in something so scanty.

The animals I know wear leather

Audreyvgs 09-19-2004 02:41 AM

I've never seen a bear in manties
Now I'm not saying they can't-*ies*
Though they have lots of hair
Keep in mind that a bear
would look silly in something so scanty.

The animals I know wear leather
and can tickle my ass with a feather

dinzdale 09-23-2004 01:56 PM

The animals I know wear leather
and can tickle my ass with a feather
and tie me up tightly

zenbabe 09-23-2004 02:57 PM

The animals I know wear leather
and can tickle my ass with a feather
and tie me up tightly
the spankings are nightly

Smartypants 09-23-2004 09:12 PM

The animals I know wear leather
and can tickle my ass with a feather
and tie me up tightly
the spankings are nightly,
and lots more often if there's hot weather.

funkytuba 09-28-2004 09:50 AM

The cold time of year can be worse

joppa.gal 09-28-2004 12:10 PM

The cold time of year can be worse
Skinny dipping leaves one quite terse

Audreyvgs 09-29-2004 02:23 AM

The cold time of year can be worse
Skinny dipping leaves one quite terse
It gives me taut tits

funkytuba 09-29-2004 03:20 AM

The cold time of year can be worse
Skinny dipping leaves one quite terse
It gives me taut tits
and shrinks my naughty bits

daverbee 10-01-2004 11:17 AM

The cold time of year can be worse
Skinny dipping leaves one quite terse
It gives me taut tits
and shrinks my naughty bits
And makes for quite interesting verse.

funkytuba 10-04-2004 04:43 AM

The bruise on the bridge of her nose

Audreyvgs 10-05-2004 12:33 PM

The bruise on the bridge of her nose
was the result of her trying to pose


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