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Marcus Bales 07-05-2010 08:16 AM

Anatidae Smile

YsaPur EsChomuw 07-05-2010 09:53 AM

Sheldrake

Jack Flanders 07-05-2010 03:40 PM

Bloomin' Algae

Coffee 07-05-2010 11:08 PM

The Flat Tune-lets

Bman 07-06-2010 01:35 AM

The Micro-tones

(Check out their first album: "Hemidemisemiquaver?! I hardly know her!")

YsaPur EsChomuw 07-06-2010 10:17 PM

Adhesive Tentacles

Marcus Bales 07-06-2010 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bman (Post 423641)
The Micro-tones

(Check out their first album: "Hemidemisemiquaver?! I hardly know her!")

Hemidemisemiquaver

Cooter Brown was brave and highly
Skilled, no man more skilled or braver,
When he set out to hunt the wily
Hemidemisemiquaver.

At first he tried the common places
And common ways: electric shaver,
Straight-backed chair with Grecian graces,
Automated barrel-staver,
Bungee-jumping off high mesas
Without the normal legal waiver,
Screaming tenors, rumbling basses,
Safety cones and asphalt paver,
Bell-boy's cap with bright red braces...
Nothing worked, and he grew graver:
How hard the chase makes he who chases
The hemidemisemiquaver!

And as he pondered long and hard
He pondered all the many cases;
Pondering in slow regard,
He pondered through contorted faces,
Arching backs, and slippery places;
He pondered deep and pondered well --
And his attention never wandered
While still he pondered, pondered, pondered --
When, pondering, he felt a swell
From far below, as if some craver
Finally found the food that fell
From heaven, like the breaking spell
Of winter begging spring to save her
Earth from ice, he broke the shell
And gorged on long-desired flavor ...
The hemidemisemiquaver!

Cooter's triumph, though, was brief:
Despair competes in him with grief --
For, though nobody may forbid it,
He can't remember how he did it.

Hyakujo's Fox 08-28-2010 02:35 AM

Manhandle

lukkucairi 08-28-2010 09:22 AM

the Vicious Ohrwurms

Marcus Bales 08-28-2010 09:49 AM

Sinus Drainage

Hyakujo's Fox 10-01-2010 04:55 AM

Jack Flander's Basement Pump.

YsaPur EsChomuw 10-01-2010 06:08 AM

Lukku's LED Light Distlict

Marcus Bales 10-01-2010 10:29 AM

Long Hot Shower

brightpearl 10-01-2010 08:06 PM

Pork 'n' Beans

Marcus Bales 10-01-2010 08:51 PM

Porkin' Beans

brightpearl 10-02-2010 07:11 AM

The Sugared Violets

Marcus Bales 10-02-2010 08:19 AM

The Vile Shrugs

brightpearl 10-02-2010 08:28 AM

The Mile-Long Slugs

Coffee 10-02-2010 10:32 AM

The Slimy Tracks

xfox 10-03-2010 09:44 PM

Widespread Panic

YsaPur EsChomuw 11-01-2010 12:37 PM

The Taliband

lukkucairi 11-01-2010 02:26 PM

the Disturbing Dreamers

Frieda 11-01-2010 02:31 PM

the oozing CSFs

Marcus Bales 11-01-2010 08:48 PM

The Secretive Glands

Bman 11-01-2010 09:48 PM

Mechanical Caterpillar

Bman 11-01-2010 09:51 PM

Opposite of Prozac

lukkucairi 11-02-2010 10:30 AM

the Brainless Abductees

Marcus Bales 11-04-2010 06:41 PM

Redundant

lukkucairi 11-04-2010 09:04 PM

the Gland Preeners

Hyakujo's Fox 11-05-2010 12:13 AM

Gland on the Run

brightpearl 11-05-2010 10:17 AM

The Bad Puns

Marcus Bales 11-05-2010 11:46 AM

Glandular Dysfunction

lukkucairi 11-05-2010 05:11 PM

the Mysterious Boxes

Marcus Bales 11-06-2010 11:04 AM

Handjob

Hyakujo's Fox 02-15-2011 06:06 AM

Hedonic Treadmill

Marcus Bales 02-15-2011 09:03 AM

Epicurus's Playground

lukkucairi 02-15-2011 10:05 AM

Pink Noise

Hyakujo's Fox 02-15-2011 10:35 PM

Firmin Didot and the Stereotypes

Marcus Bales 02-16-2011 12:07 AM

Cliche

Hyakujo's Fox 02-18-2011 02:20 AM

The Furniture


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