Suuuure, brightpearl.

I think you forgot that little shot-drinking contest we had last week :rolleyes:

^^You are underaged, dear, and clearly you were tipsy enough (no offense to TIP) to have mistaken who was buying you shots. If I figure out who it was, there'll be hell to pay.
:D
Here sweetie, have a Beach Blanket Bingo. It's like a Foaming Dragon, except that the name does even more to emphasize that you are under 21.

It's been a slow day...

Science is at its best when it's drunk.

Good one, Veruki.

what you havin' pearly?

:)

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm Jessica Miller, perky 24-year old.

Avhast ! Aarrrrrrhhgg !

How long does it take for a man to get some ales in this bra ?
And wenches ! Bring me your best wenches....

^ you've got prasley in your teeth

TIP I'd like you to meet Cloe, the bra wench...

I think you should forget about the ale though...;)

why thra's a fine lass if I've ever laid eyes on one !
i shall remove this seaweed from betweenst my teethes immediately.

* glug glug glug *

what will you both be having ?

You know what? A Virgin Mary. Unspiked, please. Thank you for asking.
And a bowl of limes. I like to eat them plain when it's hot outside.

Here's your Roy Rogers, Jessica Miller. I did warn you what would happen if you hung out too much in the girlie thread. What's done is done, though. You should really think about waxing that upper lip.

And who let TIP have a sip of their beer? You *know* it makes him think he's a pirate. It's going to be ages before it wears off, and if we don't say "arrgh" after every sentence we say to him, he's going to pretend not to understand our accents.

Need I remind you all that if he mixes beer and pina coladas, he spends the rest of the evening sobbing in the corner about what he should have done at Waterloo?

Lord, I hope he doesn't run out of Altoids.

aarrgh !

Can it be pearly, the rarest pearl and finest wench of the seven seas ?

Have ye a seat !

Let us toast, and make merry ! :D

Yar, it's me, and don't think I can't read lips, ye scurvy bilge rat.

PS I like my toast with jam, please.

AAARrggh ! The ship is rocking !

Oh, Lord, I was afraid of this. Here, have an Altoid. You'll be back to normal in no time, sweetie.

*oh, I almost forgot*
Arrrr.