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madasacutsnake 03-22-2005 11:50 PM

She said she was more than eighteen
Seems I was the one who was green

zenbabe 03-23-2005 04:11 PM

She said she was more than eighteen
Seems I was the one who was green
After a roll in the hay

Marcus Bales 03-23-2005 04:59 PM

She said she was more than eighteen
Seems I was the one who was green
After a roll in the hay
I heard someone say

Hyakujo's Fox 03-25-2005 09:16 AM

She said she was more than eighteen
Seems I was the one who was green
After a roll in the hay
I heard someone say
For an octogenarian, she's keen!

trisherina 03-26-2005 04:47 PM

Do you take your coffee with cream?

madasacutsnake 03-27-2005 06:04 AM

Do you take your coffee with cream?
Or is it of tea, scones and jam that you dream?

trisherina 03-27-2005 06:58 AM

Do you take your coffee with cream?
Or is it of tea, scones and jam that you dream?
Just lay out a spread

Hyakujo's Fox 03-29-2005 08:01 AM

Do you take your coffee with cream?
Or is it of tea, scones and jam that you dream?
Just lay out a spread
of lamingtons I said

Marcus Bales 03-29-2005 02:04 PM

Do you take your coffee with cream?
Or is it of tea, scones and jam that you dream?
Just lay out a spread
of lamingtons I said
and get off of this beverage theme.

trisherina 03-29-2005 03:51 PM

The pressure of fingers on neck

funkytuba 03-30-2005 05:58 AM

The pressure of fingers on neck
were Spock's secret weapon on Trek

madasacutsnake 03-30-2005 06:26 AM

The pressure of fingers on neck
were Spock's secret weapon on Trek
And it's said Bruce Lee died
when they were applied

Marcus Bales 03-31-2005 08:28 PM

The pressure of fingers on neck
were Spock's secret weapon on Trek
And it's said Bruce Lee died
when they were applied
And all that he murmured was "Heck."

Marcus Bales 03-31-2005 08:29 PM

The weather is warmer today

Hyakujo's Fox 04-05-2005 12:53 AM

The weather is warmer today
I've packed all my woolens away

madasacutsnake 04-05-2005 02:10 AM

The weather is warmer today
I've packed all my woolens away
In a big cedar chest

Marcus Bales 04-05-2005 03:11 PM

The weather is warmer today
I've packed all my woolens away
In a big cedar chest
And I'm off on a quest

madasacutsnake 04-06-2005 12:02 AM

The weather is warmer today
I've packed all my woolens away
In a big cedar chest
And I'm off on a quest
To find balls that keep moths at bay

Marcus Bales 04-06-2005 01:47 PM

The new Poet Laureate, Ted

madasacutsnake 04-07-2005 12:16 AM

The new Poet Laureate, Ted
Seems to be quite off his head

Marcus Bales 04-07-2005 01:11 AM

The new Poet Laureate, Ted
Seems to be quite off his head
A client who paid
For insurance was made
The theme of a sonnet, instead.

Zaftig 04-09-2005 10:07 AM

I must be off my rocker

zenbabe 04-10-2005 11:02 PM

I must be off my rocker
Cause someone just called me a focker

Marcus Bales 04-11-2005 10:47 AM

I must be off my rocker
Cause someone just called me a focker --
Not much of a curse

trisherina 04-11-2005 02:27 PM

I must be off my rocker
Cause someone just called me a focker --
Not much of a curse
I'm sure I've heard worse

funkytuba 04-11-2005 03:37 PM

I must be off my rocker
Cause someone just called me a fokker --
Not much of a curse
I'm sure I've heard worse
though my messerschmitt's ready to smokk 'er

Marcus Bales 04-11-2005 04:26 PM

It looks like a daffodil day

trisherina 04-11-2005 05:33 PM

It looks like a daffodil day
For April, I'm feeling like May

Marcus Bales 04-11-2005 06:42 PM

It looks like a daffodil day
For April, I'm feeling like May
But March is a gust
Of icy wind, just
Some cloud-hidden sunlight away.

funkytuba 04-25-2005 07:23 AM

It's chilly and gas is expensive

trisherina 04-25-2005 03:00 PM

It's chilly and gas is expensive
I'm sitting here feeling all pensive

Hyakujo's Fox 04-25-2005 11:40 PM

It's chilly and gas is expensive
I'm sitting here feeling all pensive
By this life I'm perplexed

madasacutsnake 04-28-2005 01:40 AM

It's chilly and gas is expensive
I'm sitting here feeling all pensive
By this life I'm perplexed
and necessarily overdressed

trisherina 04-28-2005 01:55 AM

It's chilly and gas is expensive
I'm sitting here feeling all pensive
By this life I'm perplexed
and necessarily overdressed;
They stripped me, and now I'm defensive.

Hyakujo's Fox 04-30-2005 02:45 PM

I'm naked as the day I was born

trisherina 04-30-2005 03:34 PM

I'm naked as the day I was born
I burned all the garb I had worn

Hyakujo's Fox 05-09-2005 03:25 AM

I'm naked as the day I was born
I burned all the garb I had worn
Now I wait for the breeze

trisherina 05-09-2005 02:56 PM

I'm naked as the day I was born
I burned all the garb I had worn
Now I wait for the breeze
To spread my disease

joppa.gal 05-11-2005 01:46 AM

I'm naked as the day I was born
I burned all the garb I had worn
Now I wait for the breeze
To spread my disease
Of Nudism, a love of one's form!

Hyakujo's Fox 06-04-2005 12:47 PM

I lay there on the beach just sunning


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