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dinzdale 01-28-2003 05:47 PM

1. My pants have gone missing
2. Did I loose them while pissing?
3. A vague memory of tile,
4. And the feeling of bile
5. and huge pink snake with no hissing.

nycwriters 01-28-2003 08:27 PM

1. Woo hoo! My tax refund is huge!

noxxville 01-28-2003 09:12 PM

1. Woo hoo! My tax refund is huge!
2. I might buy myself a luge!

1kookykat 01-29-2003 02:39 AM

1. Woo hoo! My tax refund is huge!
2. I might buy myself a luge!
3. And a couple of llamas

RuneT 01-29-2003 04:06 AM

1. Woo hoo! My tax refund is huge!
2. I might buy myself a luge!
3. And a couple of llamas
3. A trip to Bahamas

masterofNone 01-29-2003 10:18 AM

1. Woo hoo! My tax refund is huge!
2. I might buy myself a luge!
3. And a couple of llamas
3. A trip to Bahamas
4. Or a ride on NASA's centrifuge

RuneT 01-29-2003 10:24 AM

1. I can't believe what Bush just said

zenbabe 01-29-2003 06:08 PM

1. I can't believe what Bush just said
2. My heart is now full of pure dread

masterofNone 01-29-2003 06:10 PM

1. I can't believe what Bush just said
2. My heart is now full of pure dread
3. His mind, one track

zenbabe 01-29-2003 06:16 PM

1. I can't believe what Bush just said
2. My heart is now full of pure dread
3. His mind, one track
4. He is set on attack

masterofNone 01-29-2003 06:55 PM

1. I can't believe what Bush just said
2. My heart is now full of pure dread
3. His mind, one track
4. He is set on attack
5. from now on all our oil will be red

RuneT 01-29-2003 07:09 PM

1. I can't believe what Bush just said
2. My heart is now full of pure dread
3. His mind, one track
4. He is set on attack
5. "We seek peace. We strive for peace" Their dead.


or pick from the list:
a. What is he to do when their dead?
b. We’ll make hydrogen cars when their dead
b. make no mistake, their dead
d. dead

i just cant make up my mind, and MON beat me to it anyway.

bealeblues 01-29-2003 07:11 PM

1. I can't believe what Bush just said
2. My heart is now full of pure dread
3. His mind, one track
4. He is set on attack
5. Peace? screw that, just kill them all dead

moel 01-29-2003 11:56 PM

1. Will someone please rub Peg's feet

noxxville 01-29-2003 11:58 PM

1. Will someone please rub Peg's feet
2. She has a dreadline she must meet

AllegroNg 01-30-2003 12:00 AM

1. Will someone please rub Peg's feet
2. She has a dreadline she must meet
3. Let's slip off her socks

moel 01-30-2003 12:03 AM

1. Will someone please rub Peg's feet
2. She has a dreadline she must meet
3. Let's slip off her socks
4. And leave it to Noxx

zenbabe 01-30-2003 12:33 AM

1. Will someone please rub Peg's feet
2. She has a dreadline she must meet
3. Let's slip off her socks
4. And leave it to Noxx
5. To make her toes curl and then fall asleep!

nycwriters 01-30-2003 12:38 AM

HA! I love you guys!

:D

And I am indeed on dreadline.

I SO wanna go home.

AllegroNg 01-30-2003 12:41 AM

1. I am indeed on dreadline.
2. Soon, my feet will feel fine!

nycwriters 01-30-2003 12:44 AM

HA!

1. I am indeed on dreadline.
2. Soon, my feet will feel fine!
3. These heels, they do chafe

moel 01-30-2003 12:55 AM

1. I am indeed on dreadline.
2. Soon, my feet will feel fine!
3. These heels, they do chafe
4. Go on, my feet are safe

noxxville 01-30-2003 01:16 AM

1. I am indeed on dreadline.
2. Soon, my feet will feel fine!
3. These heels, they do chafe
4. Go on, my feet are safe
5. Hand me that tequila and lime.

nycwriters 01-30-2003 02:09 AM

1. Miss Angie's a flexible lass

dinzdale 01-30-2003 06:53 PM

1. Miss Angie's a flexible lass
2. She bends over to kiss her own ass

dinzdale 01-30-2003 06:53 PM

1. Miss Angie's a flexible lass
2. She bends over to kiss her own ass

AllegroNg 01-30-2003 08:10 PM

1. Miss Angie's a flexible lass
2. She bends over to kiss her own ass
3. Shut up you ****er!
4. You had better pucker.
5. Coz it's you who will be kissing my ass!!!

:D ****er

masterofNone 01-30-2003 08:47 PM

1.) I once took my girlfriend to hunt

nycwriters 01-30-2003 08:51 PM

1.) I once took my girlfriend to hunt
2.) She shot me in back and the front

noxxville 01-30-2003 08:52 PM

1.) I once took my girlfriend to hunt
2.) She shot me in back and the front
3.)She danced with glee

nycwriters 01-30-2003 08:53 PM

1.) I once took my girlfriend to hunt
2.) She shot me in back and the front
3.)She danced with glee
4.) And cursed at me

noxxville 01-30-2003 08:55 PM

1.) I once took my girlfriend to hunt
2.) She shot me in back and the front
3.)She danced with glee
4.) And cursed at me
5.) And hit me on the head with a punt

masterofNone 01-30-2003 09:17 PM

1.) I guess my girlfriend enjoys her truck

moel 01-30-2003 09:28 PM

1.) I guess my girlfriend enjoys her truck
2.) When shes out of control, running amuck

zenbabe 01-30-2003 11:28 PM

1.) I guess my girlfriend enjoys her truck
2.) When shes out of control, running amuck
3.) I can see where we're headed

nycwriters 01-31-2003 12:09 AM

1.) I guess my girlfriend enjoys her truck
2.) When shes out of control, running amuck
3.) I can see where we're headed
4.) Dear MoN's being perverded

amanda 01-31-2003 01:36 AM

1.) I guess my girlfriend enjoys her truck
2.) When shes out of control, running amuck
3.) I can see where we're headed
4.) Dear MoN's being perverded
5.) but alas, he will have no such luck.

noxxville 01-31-2003 02:05 AM

1.) I once got a little lick

1kookykat 01-31-2003 03:15 AM

1.) I once got a little lick
2.) From a goat that was very sick

noxxville 01-31-2003 03:25 AM

1.) I once got a little lick
2.) From a goat that was very sick
3.) You don't want to know where


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