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kittykatkarma 11-26-2002 04:05 PM

man from D.C.
 
1. There once was a man from D.C.

oldsoul2002 11-26-2002 04:07 PM

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.

zenbabe 11-26-2002 04:09 PM

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.
3. But one day he got drunk

oldsoul2002 11-26-2002 04:42 PM

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.
3. But one day he got drunk
4. and shot an anarchist punk

zenbabe 11-26-2002 04:46 PM

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.
3. But one day he got drunk
4. and punched a liberal punk
5. He got fired and grew a goatee

jbisdaman 12-21-2002 10:51 PM

1. The day i got fired from work

moel 12-22-2002 01:10 AM

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk

AllegroNg 12-22-2002 11:01 AM

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers

moel 12-22-2002 08:42 PM

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers
4. And brought them to tears

AllegroNg 12-22-2002 08:45 PM

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers
4. And brought them to tears
5. On the Zefrank board I shall lurk!

moel 12-22-2002 09:32 PM

1. While I was learning to dance

AllegroNg 12-22-2002 09:36 PM

1. While I was learning to dance
2. I fell down and tore up my pants

nycwriters 12-22-2002 09:38 PM

I LOVED this one:

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers
4. And brought them to tears
5. On the Zefrank board I shall lurk!

AllegroNg 12-22-2002 10:19 PM

That doesn't rhyme! Daaah! Limerick is ruined! :'( :'( :'(

Just kidding, but do continue!

moel 12-22-2002 11:40 PM

1. While I was learning to dance
2. I fell down and tore up my pants
3. Let this be a lesson

jbisdaman 12-23-2002 02:07 AM

1. While I was learning to dance
2. I fell down and tore up my pants
3. Let this be a lesson
4. Not to be messin'

moel 12-23-2002 02:34 AM

1. While I was learning to dance
2. I fell down and tore up my pants
3. Let this be a lesson
4. Not to be messin'
5. With people that teach you to prance

jbisdaman 12-23-2002 06:27 PM

1. I went to a group for support

moel 12-23-2002 08:17 PM

1. I went to a group for support
2. To help me from feeling so short

Deviate 12-23-2002 08:22 PM

1. I went to a group for support
2. To help me from feeling so short
3. They gave me some heels

dinzdale 12-23-2002 08:49 PM

1. I went to a group for support
2. To help me from feeling so short
3. They gave me some heels
4. and some big training wheels

moel 12-23-2002 09:28 PM

1. I went to a group for support
2. To help me from feeling so short
3. They gave me some heels
4. and some big training wheels
5. But those are a last resort

jbisdaman 12-24-2002 11:06 PM

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net

moel 12-24-2002 11:23 PM

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net
2. A diamond ring for a dazzling brunette

AllegroNg 12-24-2002 11:43 PM

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net
2. A diamond ring for a dazzling brunette
3. I got it from Ebay

moel 12-24-2002 11:53 PM

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net
2. A diamond ring for a dazzling brunette
3. I got it from Ebay
4. In time for her B-day

DanceGypsy 12-25-2002 01:01 AM

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net
2. A diamond ring for a dazzling brunette
3. I got it from Ebay
4. In time for her B-day
5. But the diamond was dime one, you bet!

moel 12-25-2002 11:58 AM

1. Oh my, where is the beef?

zenbabe 12-25-2002 04:28 PM

1. Oh my, where is the beef?
2. Big chunks are stuck in my teef

Indigo 12-26-2002 04:41 AM

1. Oh my, where is the beef?
2. Big chunks are stuck in my teef
3. I've been smilin' all day...

AllegroNg 12-26-2002 09:48 AM

1. Oh my, where is the beef?
2. Big chunks are stuck in my teef
3. I've been smilin' all day...
4. Because of the way

salaud 12-26-2002 03:58 PM

1. Oh my, where is the beef?
2. Big chunks are stuck in my teef
3. I've been smilin' all day...
4. Because of the way
5. I finally got some relief

Deviate 12-26-2002 04:08 PM

1. I have this Apple Man

dinzdale 12-26-2002 04:46 PM

1. I have this Apple Man
2. Who I call Apple Dan

lapietra 12-28-2002 01:01 AM

1. I have this Apple Man
2. Who I call Apple Dan
3. He's well known for his knack

moel 12-28-2002 01:47 AM

1. I have this Apple Man
2. Who I call Apple Dan
3. He's well known for his knack
4. As a great tasting snack

lapietra 12-28-2002 06:30 AM

1. I have this Apple Man
2. Who I call Apple Dan
3. He's well known for his knack
4. As a great tasting snack
5. And his skill with a watering can.
:p

lapietra 12-28-2002 06:32 AM

1. There once was a girl with five cats

AllegroNg 12-28-2002 10:44 AM

1. There once was a girl with five cats
2. Her attic had lots of large bats.

moel 12-28-2002 02:49 PM

1. There once was a girl with five cats
2. Her attic had lots of large bats.
3. So she thought up a plan


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