1. There once was a girl with no pants

1. There once was a girl with no pants
2. who's fee was a nickle a dance

1. There once was a girl with no pants
2. who's fee was a nickle a dance
3. She'd happily yell

1. There once was a girl with no pants
2. who's fee was a nickle a dance
3. She'd happily yell
4. She'd then ring your bell

1. There once was a girl with no pants
2. who's fee was a nickle a dance
3. She'd happily yell
4. She'd then ring your bell
5. And tell you her name was "Lance"

1. I would like to travel in space

1. I would like to travel in space
2. and fly at a breath taking pace

1. I would like to travel in space
2. and fly at a breath taking pace
3. I'd kiss all the stars

1. I would like to travel in space
2. and fly at a breath taking pace
3. I'd kiss all the stars
4. give a bear hug to Mars

1. I would like to travel in space
2. and fly at a breath taking pace
3. I'd kiss all the stars
4. give a bear hug to Mars
5. and dress Venus in velvets and lace.

1. It suddenly occured to me

1. It suddenly occured to me
2. It's up to me to be happy

1. It suddenly occured to me
2. It's up to me to be happy
3. Since no one will help

1. It suddenly occured to me
2. It's up to me to be happy
3. Since no one will help
4. I'll wrap myself in kelp

1. It suddenly occured to me
2. It's up to me to be happy
3. Since no one will help
4. I'll wrap myself in kelp
5. And spank myself totally silly