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LeahDear 12-13-2006 10:57 AM

this one time when making a stew
whilst desperately needing the loo

trisherina 12-13-2006 10:57 AM

this one time when making a stew
Bendix said, "I want meat, how 'bout you?"

trisherina 12-13-2006 11:01 AM

this one time when making a stew
whilst desperately needing the loo
I thought: "Hey, who's to know?"


this one time when making a stew
Bendix said, "I want meat, how 'bout you?"
I was eating a mat

Hyakujo's Fox 12-15-2006 11:59 AM

this one time when making a stew
whilst desperately needing the loo
I thought: "Hey, who's to know?"
So I got up to go


this one time when making a stew
Bendix said, "I want meat, how 'bout you?"
I was eating a mat
To cut down on fat

trisherina 12-17-2006 12:11 PM

this one time when making a stew
whilst desperately needing the loo
I thought: "Hey, who's to know?"
So I got up to go
Where I went it is best no one knew.

this one time when making a stew
Bendix said, "I want meat, how 'bout you?"
I was eating a mat
To cut down on fat
Like every good driver should do.

(sorry, I was trying a reference to The Big Bus -- probably not the most popular)

ambo 12-17-2006 02:17 PM

Sometimes, "keep it simple" works best

Coffee 12-18-2006 08:55 PM

Sometimes, "keep it simple" works best
other times "The Works" wins the test

ambo 12-18-2006 10:15 PM

Sometimes, "keep it simple" works best
other times "The Works" wins the test
Either way, you can't win

zenbabe 12-19-2006 04:50 AM

Sometimes, "keep it simple" works best
other times "The Works" wins the test
Either way, you can't win
Cause it's just "sink or swim"

daverbee 12-19-2006 10:21 AM

Sometimes, "keep it simple" works best
other times "The Works" wins the test
Either way, you can't win
Cause it's just "sink or swim"
But at least you don't drown with the rest.

ambo 12-19-2006 02:51 PM

It's best to ask not once, but twice

zenbabe 12-19-2006 03:34 PM

It's best to ask not once, but twice
If the hottie your banging has lice

ambo 12-19-2006 05:26 PM

It's best to ask not once, but twice
If the hottie your banging has lice
You don't know where they've been

zenbabe 12-19-2006 07:06 PM

It's best to ask not once, but twice
If the hottie your banging has lice
You don't know where they've been
And even though its a sin

daverbee 12-21-2006 10:34 AM

It's best to ask not once, but twice
If the hottie your banging has lice
You don't know where they've been
And even though its a sin
The banging still tends to entice.


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