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Jack Flanders 12-27-2005 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by Smartypants

Very funny!!! :D :D

jasmina 12-28-2005 10:36 AM

Not condoning in ANY WAY.... but made me laugh
Mysterious appearance of chairs
A few years ago, I went to Brixton Academy one new years eve.

Over the course of the evening, I managed to consume enough pills to reach the usual end result of being a bit of a mess.

I also ended up painted in bright orange body paint, because it just felt sooooo nice.

After dancing all night, the paint had started to run, making my face completely orange.

Towards the end of the night, I decided to have a sit down to sort my head out a bit. I retrieved my jacket from the cloakroom, and staggered across the room, and spotted a free stool just off the dancefloor.

I walked over to it, covered it with my jacket, and then sat down. It was at this point, I realised that it wasn't a chair at all. It was some guy who was probably also trying to sort his head out, sat on the floor with his legs tucked in to his chin.

I jumped up, picked my jacket up, said "sorry mate, I thought you were a chair", and then dissappeared off in to the night.

I always look at the incident from the other guys point of view. He is having a moment to sort his head out, when suddenly a bloke with an orange face, and quite possibly wild staring eyes, walks over, the world goes dark, and then someone sits on him, then promptly dissappears.

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craig johnston 12-28-2005 02:12 PM

that might have been me.
'94 or so?


jasmina 12-28-2005 02:55 PM

The chair or the narrator?? (I'm guessing chair)

craig johnston 12-28-2005 09:00 PM

either one, but thanks for your support.


craig johnston 12-28-2005 09:08 PM


what's it got to do with the zoo?


priceyfatprude 12-30-2005 01:32 AM

"I was watching that Isaac Maserati show today"--my mother

(she means of course the fabulous Isaac Mizrahi)

Bipolarbear 12-30-2005 11:57 AM

Tee hee. :3

§olomon 12-30-2005 07:31 PM

§olomon 12-30-2005 07:47 PM

Jack Flanders 12-30-2005 11:49 PM


Jack Flanders 12-30-2005 11:51 PM


Brynn 12-31-2005 04:29 PM

Bipolarbear 12-31-2005 09:34 PM

I am a nerd who likes to participate in message board roleplaying games. I was doing a roleplay with one of those people who really love to use their thesaurus while writing, whether she knows the real meaning of the word or not. And Jade stared into Anika's grinning complexion.

§olomon 01-03-2006 04:29 AM

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