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l'azizza 09-20-2006 03:44 AM

I think the lettuce and tomato is just garnish for the kitty.

Here's another edible pet.

trisherina 09-20-2006 02:13 PM


Originally Posted by Brynn
But I want you to know that if I ever have kids in school, I want you to be their emergency contact, okay?


lapietra 09-20-2006 02:53 PM

^^^ ditto :D

nitsupak 09-20-2006 09:16 PM

How to treat a woman
Subject: How to treat a Woman

How to treat a Woman:

Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray with her.
Pray for her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

How To Treat a Man:

Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.
Don't block the TV


ambo 09-20-2006 09:49 PM

^^^ love your avatar :)

Audreyvgs 09-20-2006 09:53 PM

priceyfatprude 09-20-2006 10:11 PM


Originally Posted by l'azizza
I think the lettuce and tomato is just garnish for the kitty.

Here's another edible pet.

Awwwwwwwww. Cute thread!!!! :D :D :D :D

ambo 09-20-2006 11:22 PM


Originally Posted by Audreyvgs

Thank you so much! I saw a link to this on my MSN home page about a week ago, but when I brought it up, all I had was audio. Not quite the same!

priceyfatprude 09-20-2006 11:30 PM

Ben 09-20-2006 11:55 PM

So, I was at school today, and we got into the conversation about who voted for who. By the way, I'm Ben

Rene: Mitchell is a republican
Ben: A republican!? GET HIM!
Mitchell: I'm not a republican! I'm an independant.
Rene & Ben at the same time: So your a republican...

Jack Flanders 09-21-2006 12:17 AM


nitsupak 09-21-2006 10:07 AM

smart women
Barbara Walters of 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that the women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind
their husbands. From Ms. Walters vantage point, despite the overthrow of
the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands and are happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked "Why do you now seem happy with the old custom that you once tried so desperately to

The women looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes and without
hesitation, said "Land mines."
Moral of the story: Behind every man is a smart woman. :p

LeahDear 09-21-2006 10:08 AM

^^^ :D v funny

Audreyvgs 09-21-2006 12:26 PM

im not kissin yer butt,Leah, honest,... but thatthing you said about the tumbleweeds in the other forum made me laugh out loud!

All that turmoil over there is makin for some hellaciously good limericks!

LeahDear 09-21-2006 12:29 PM

thanks alot audrey.. :D

It wasn't so funny at the time though... :o

edited to add: actually it was hilarious (i thought) I had to really struggle to maintain a straight face :p

edited again to add: yeah.. don't think I've seen those threads so busy for ages... sure makes some interesting reading!

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