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Frieda 10-17-2011 06:11 PM

in hell, that cute girl you have a secret crush on is straight (and you're not, obviously)

monkeyknifightz 10-17-2011 10:35 PM

In hell everything you say is interpreted to have a negative meaning.

Frieda 10-28-2011 12:35 PM

in hell, you bite your tongue, leaving a bump and a lot of pain, and when it's almost healed you bite what's left of the bump again.

Hyakujo's Fox 10-29-2011 08:36 PM

In hell, you are always at your reward limit.

Jack Flanders 11-01-2011 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brynn (Post 429175)
In hell, taxidermy chickens walk, cluck, and can hold a grudge indefinitely.

In hell, FWC ROCK!!!

^ snort to HFox!!

Marcus Bales 11-03-2011 01:35 AM

In hell the bathroom is always 20 yards away around the next corner.

Frieda 11-08-2011 02:18 PM

in hell, your workplace on thursdays is filled with dumb blondes who drive their cars in the mud. next, they complain about the mud stains on their white pants while someone else gets their entire business suit dirty pulling the cars out. they also bring in mcD and meat ball sandwiches and wonder whether to botox now and fill later or fill now and try botox on some other body part. also, your boss is dating one of them so he's riding the department constantly like a horny bull.

sheesh.

lukkucairi 12-15-2011 05:27 PM

in hell, you've always cut your fingernails just a little bit too short.

Coffee 12-16-2011 08:01 PM

In hell your sperm donor lives with your mother.

Marcus Bales 12-20-2011 01:32 AM

In hell no one ever does judge The Dictionary Game

lukkucairi 12-22-2011 02:57 PM

in hell, your editor tells you to cut 700 words and gives you a half hour to do it in.

Marcus Bales 12-23-2011 11:36 PM

In hell your daddy tells you he's got a brand new bag.

Coffee 01-02-2012 06:28 PM

In hell that cute girl you have a crush on keeps texting to you that she wants to have lunch, but she never has time for it.

Marcus Bales 01-04-2012 06:43 PM

In hell that geeky guy keeps texting to ask you out to lunch

Brynn 03-20-2012 10:30 PM

In hell, all the nectarines are way past mushy, all the time.

Coffee 03-21-2012 02:09 AM

In hell you have to wake up 3 hours early for work, to go sit around all day on standby.

Marcus Bales 03-21-2012 04:47 PM

In hell you always have another hour to go before the garage is cleaned out

Brynn 03-21-2012 09:47 PM

In hell the feces on your long-haired white cat never quite clears his hindquarters.

Marcus Bales 03-24-2012 10:05 AM

In hell the feces on yoour long-haired white cat that never quite clears his hindquarters always ends up on your mother-in-law's lap after she exclaims over how friendly he was to jump up to be petted.

Frieda 05-20-2012 06:52 AM

in hell, your 18 euro fancy schmancy nailpolish chips within 2 hours.

Marcus Bales 05-21-2012 03:15 PM

In hell you can have all the pain medication you want -- but it doesn't work.

Frieda 10-26-2012 11:04 AM

In hell, your computer will reboot just when you least expect it

Hyakujo's Fox 11-03-2012 08:15 PM

In hell, you will always decide to give the devil one more chance.

Frieda 08-03-2013 04:05 AM

In hell, just when you can really use some sleep, there's a guy with an angle grinder waking you up on irregular intervals.

Coffee 08-04-2013 01:06 PM

In hell you always get assigned the shitty jobs because you aren't a whiner.

Brynn 08-05-2013 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Flanders (Post 429494)
In hell, FWC ROCK!!!

^ snort to HFox!!

In hell, when you look in the mirror, an FWC stares back.

Frieda 08-07-2013 10:27 AM

In hell, it takes your supplier at least 12 tries to get the "dd-mm-yyyy hh:mm:ss" format right in a data delivery.

Frieda 08-10-2013 06:51 AM

^and the next week they fvck up another column.

Frieda 08-19-2013 05:52 AM

In hell, the guy sitting at the desk opposite of you breathes heavily through his nose and on every exhale he opens his mouth and he smacks his lips and you can hear his dentures rattle.

the guy sitting next to you drums on the desk with his fingers in an erratic pattern.

Coffee 09-12-2013 12:34 PM

In hell you sit 2 cubicles behind and to the left of the enchanting girl who obsesses over her coworkers irks while she compulsively taps her own delicate dainty foot in her pretty frustration...but she doesn't know you exist because you have no irks. :(

MoJoRiSin 10-16-2013 12:05 PM

In hell when the Beatles song Mr. Postman comes on you change the channel

Hyakujo's Fox 10-16-2013 12:18 PM

In hell, you can never get the magic back.

brightpearl 10-16-2013 02:32 PM

You can't get the magic back on earth, either. Perhaps in hell, there was never any magic, but everyone tells you there was.

Hyakujo's Fox 10-26-2013 11:32 AM

In hell, people don't know it's just a metaphor.

Jack Flanders 10-27-2013 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brynn (Post 432949)
In hell, when you look in the mirror, an FWC stares back.

You bet it will...FWC sees all!!! muhaaa. (I do not know what that means.) OK, BOOO! :p

Coffee 10-29-2013 01:47 PM

In hell, even after you have both decided that you are not right for each other, she keeps texting...and you still want to "hit that".

Coffee 10-29-2013 01:48 PM

In hell ^ that's how all babies get made.

Jack Flanders 11-02-2013 04:51 AM

In hell, there are no weeds or invasive plants...ummm...thinking...oh, thanks then you throw in no mosquitoes. Damn You!!! AND POISON IVY? I HAT YOU!!!!

Frieda 11-04-2013 12:47 PM

In hell, your supplier creates a report that contains all changed records, but leaves out the new records. Because logically, a new record has not been changed yet.

In hell, everyone you work with is either autistic or vulcan, or both.

Jack Flanders 11-05-2013 08:18 PM

In Hell, you always lose Wordscraper to HFoxy...oh wait, I'm there :(


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