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Hyakujo's Fox 02-12-2006 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Bales
You may randomly pick out a name
And with husbands and wives just the same;
But random in meter
Is free verse, you cheater,
And isn't quite playing the game.

Oh come now don't be so offended
'Twas merely one line got extended
And wasn't it recently
You went on indecently
How Zato found Livvy so splendid?

ambo 02-12-2006 10:04 PM

Ditto

ambo 02-12-2006 10:07 PM

Somebody liberate the garden gnome
He seems to me to feel not at home

Zatoichi 02-13-2006 12:58 AM

The gnome in the garden's got wise
And comprehension has brought him surprise
Those big folk who walk
With voices that talk
Still miss the sublime in sun's rise.

dddrum 02-13-2006 02:04 PM

.

ambo 02-13-2006 03:21 PM

not cool

random 02-13-2006 05:25 PM

(Apologies for my bad meter) -- this is not the beginning of a limerick

ambo 02-13-2006 06:39 PM

'sokay, Random. Nobody is really following the rules here anyway.....

Brynn 02-13-2006 09:42 PM

I apologize for my bad meter

Marcus Bales 02-13-2006 09:49 PM

I apologize for my bad meter
In the future I'll try to be neater

ambo 02-13-2006 10:16 PM

I apologize for my bad meter
In the future I'll try to be neater
One line at a time

Brynn 02-13-2006 10:53 PM

I apologize for my bad meter
In the future I'll try to be neater
One line at a time
If not, it's no crime

ambo 02-13-2006 11:33 PM

I apologize for my bad meter
In the future I'll try to be neater
One line at a time
If not, it's no crime
And neither is bad meter, Rita

Hyakujo's Fox 02-14-2006 12:21 AM

And now that sweet peace is restored

trisherina 02-14-2006 01:19 AM

And now that sweet peace is restored
It's time for your ox to be gored

Hyakujo's Fox 02-14-2006 06:59 AM

And now that sweet peace is restored
It's time for your ox to be gored
the gods need appeasin'

Marcus Bales 02-14-2006 09:46 AM

And now that sweet peace is restored
It's time for your ox to be gored
the gods need appeasin'
with rhymin' and reason

ambo 02-16-2006 02:00 PM

And now that sweet peace is restored
It's time for your ox to be gored
the gods need appeasin'
with rhymin' and reason
So let's get this box of wine poured

dddrum 02-16-2006 02:31 PM

I fear something's wrong with my nose

Marcus Bales 02-16-2006 03:45 PM

I fear something's wrong with my nose
One nostril's blocked up by two toes

Zatoichi 02-16-2006 09:27 PM

I fear something's wrong with my nose
One nostril's blocked up by two toes
The other is fine
But the toes are not mine

Marcus Bales 02-16-2006 11:09 PM

I fear something's wrong with my nose
One nostril's blocked up by two toes
The other is fine
But the toes are not mine
And I seem to be missing my clothes.

Marcus Bales 02-16-2006 11:10 PM

A few other orifices, too

dddrum 02-17-2006 12:09 PM

A few other orifices, too
Appear to be skewered askew

Hyakujo's Fox 02-18-2006 11:12 AM

A few other orifices, too
Appear to be skewered askew
By inserted digits

trisherina 02-18-2006 12:32 PM

A few other orifices, too
Appear to be skewered askew
By inserted digits
By gizmos, and widgets

Marcus Bales 02-20-2006 12:22 PM

A few other orifices, too
Appear to be skewered askew
By inserted digits
By gizmos, and widgets,
A Frenchman, a Turk, and a Sioux.

Zatoichi 02-20-2006 01:03 PM

A Frenchman, a Turk, and a Sioux
Vied to see which was the one who

Marcus Bales 02-20-2006 01:20 PM

A Frenchman, a Turk, and a Sioux
Vied to see which was the one who
Replaced with a digit
The vibrating widget

Zatoichi 02-20-2006 01:33 PM

A Frenchman, a Turk, and a Sioux
Vied to see which was the one who
Replaced with a digit
The vibrating widget
Which gave such delight to Miss Lou.

Marcus Bales 02-20-2006 05:43 PM

Miss Lou's eyes rolled back in her head

Zatoichi 02-21-2006 12:33 PM

Miss Lou's eyes rolled back in her head
As her thighs rolled near off of the bed

dddrum 02-21-2006 03:04 PM

Miss Lou's eyes rolled back in her head
As her thighs rolled near off of the bed
Her riotous yell
Gave the Frenchman a spell

Marcus Bales 02-21-2006 03:11 PM

Miss Lou's eyes rolled back in her head
As her thighs rolled near off of the bed
Her riotous yell
Gave the Frenchman a spell
While the Turk on the Sioux just saw red.

Marcus Bales 02-21-2006 03:13 PM

The Sioux turned around on the Turk

Hyakujo's Fox 02-21-2006 09:18 PM

The Sioux turned around on the Turk
"Just look what you've done now, you jerk!"

Marcus Bales 02-23-2006 09:40 PM

The Sioux turned around on the Turk
"Just look what you've done now, you jerk!
"The Frenchman's poor digit
"Is stuck in the widget

dddrum 02-24-2006 11:11 PM

The Sioux turned around on the Turk
"Just look what you've done now, you jerk!
"The Frenchman's poor digit
"Is stuck in the widget
"Any fool can see that just won't work!"

Marcus Bales 02-25-2006 12:46 AM

The Turk sadly looked at the Sioux
"Well, what do you want me to dioux?

Jack Flanders 02-25-2006 02:07 AM

The Turk sadly looked at the Sioux,
"Well, what do want me to dioux?"
"Get the French guy's finger,"


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