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drshok 11-01-2003 06:39 PM

There is nothing better than penicillin
said the doctor, to the Civil War villian.
So I will take nothing,

Coffee 11-01-2003 06:45 PM

There is nothing better than penicillin
said the doctor, to the Civil War villian.
So I will take nothing,
I like gangrene stuffing






Welcome drshok!:)

Klynne 11-01-2003 11:08 PM

There is nothing better than penicillin
said the doctor, to the Civil War villian.
So I will take nothing,
I like gangrene stuffing
And a spanking on the side if you are willin

nycwriters 11-02-2003 07:04 PM

It's pointless, you can't get there from here

Klynne 11-02-2003 07:12 PM

It's pointless, you can't get there from here
Said the gas station attendent with a sneer

nycwriters 11-02-2003 07:52 PM

It's pointless, you can't get there from here
Said the gas station attendent with a sneer
He then took his hose

zenbabe 11-02-2003 09:01 PM

It's pointless, you can't get there from here
Said the gas station attendent with a sneer
He then took his hose
After he picked his nose

Coffee 11-03-2003 02:53 PM

It's pointless, you can't get there from here
Said the gas station attendent with a sneer
He then took his hose
After he picked his nose
and filled my tank with high octane beer.

Klynne 11-03-2003 06:57 PM

Never put high octane beer in car's tank

maychorian 11-03-2003 07:34 PM

Never put high octane beer in car's tank
Or eat the yellow part of a snowbank

Klynne 11-03-2003 08:06 PM

]Never put high octane beer in car's tank
Or eat the yellow part of a snowbank
These things I share with you

Frieda 11-03-2003 08:12 PM

Never put high octane beer in car's tank
Or eat the yellow part of a snowbank
These things I share with you
Because they're so true

Klynne 11-03-2003 08:22 PM

Never put high octane beer in car's tank
Or eat the yellow part of a snowbank
These things I share with you
Because they're so true
And this sir, you can take to the bank

Klynne 11-03-2003 09:18 PM

Rot gut whiskey and hardtack

zenbabe 11-03-2003 09:50 PM

Rot gut whiskey and hardtack
I drink and end up on me back

Klynne 11-03-2003 09:54 PM

Rot gut whiskey and hardtack
I drink and end up on me back
Why do I behave this way?

lapietra 11-03-2003 11:51 PM

Rot gut whiskey and hardtack
I drink and end up on me back
Why do I behave this way?
I'm no good the next day

Audreyvgs 11-04-2003 01:38 AM

Rot gut whiskey and hardtack
I drink and end up on me back
Why do I behave this way?
I'm no good the next day
an' it make my rhymes not got syntak.




(3,3,2,2,3 = the melodic magic of syntak) ;)

dinzdale 11-04-2003 12:44 PM

The number of times that I've tried

Hyakujo's Fox 11-04-2003 01:11 PM

The number of times that I've tried
to order eggs scrambled, not fried

Coffee 11-04-2003 04:41 PM

The number of times that I've tried
to order eggs scrambled, not fried
But short order memories

Klynne 11-04-2003 08:53 PM

The number of times that I've tried
to order eggs scrambled, not fried
But short order memories
Are terrible rememdies

zenbabe 11-04-2003 09:15 PM

The number of times that I've tried
to order eggs scrambled, not fried
But short order memories
Are terrible rememdies
So bad that I curled up and died

Klynne 11-04-2003 09:36 PM

Must you always jest

zenbabe 11-04-2003 09:41 PM

Must you always jest
yest

Klynne 11-04-2003 10:10 PM

Must you always jest
About the zits upon my chest

Hyakujo's Fox 11-05-2003 10:49 AM

Must you always jest
About the zits upon my chest
they´re NOT dots for joinin'

zenbabe 11-05-2003 10:02 PM

Must you always jest
About the zits upon my chest
they´re NOT dots for joinin'
and dont flick and expect boingin'

Audreyvgs 11-05-2003 10:56 PM

Must you always jest
About the zits upon my chest
they´re NOT dots for joinin'
and dont flick and expect boingin'
listen hard, cause there'll be a test.

Klynne 11-06-2003 01:04 AM

Why do I get so excited

Hyakujo's Fox 11-06-2003 06:18 AM

Why do I get so excited
When your sweet knees are sighted

Audreyvgs 11-06-2003 09:04 AM

Why do I get so excited
When your sweet knees are sighted
they're bumpy and knobby

RuneT 11-06-2003 09:11 AM

Why do I get so excited
When your sweet knees are sighted
they're bumpy and knobby
red, white and blubby

nycwriters 11-06-2003 01:07 PM

Why do I get so excited
When your sweet knees are sighted
they're bumpy and knobby
red, white and blubby
You are my true love, unrequited

lapietra 11-06-2003 02:10 PM

I'm waiting to hear 'bout a job

Frieda 11-06-2003 05:50 PM

I'm waiting to hear 'bout a job
I hope i don't have to sob

Klynne 11-06-2003 08:04 PM

I'm waiting to hear 'bout a job
I hope i don't have to sob
It requires wearing a g-string

Audreyvgs 11-06-2003 09:25 PM

I'm waiting to hear 'bout a job
I hope i don't have to sob
It requires wearing a g-string
and a red fluffy butt-thing

Klynne 11-06-2003 09:38 PM

I'm waiting to hear 'bout a job
I hope i don't have to sob
It requires wearing a g-string
and a red fluffy butt-thing
Y' think I'll be workin for the mob?

Coffee 11-06-2003 10:32 PM

I want some thing so good to eat


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