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ambo 01-11-2004 05:18 PM

Sky scraper sandwich by Bumstead
Ensures me that I will be well-fed
There'll be miles of bologna

Hyakujo's Fox 01-12-2004 09:29 AM

Sky scraper sandwich by Bumstead
Ensures me that I will be well-fed
There'll be miles of bologna
'scuse me if I spill some on ya

funkytuba 01-13-2004 03:03 AM

Sky scraper sandwich by Bumstead
Ensures me that I will be well-fed
There'll be miles of bologna
'scuse me if I spill some on ya
here's my excuse: I'm inbred.

lapietra 01-13-2004 04:34 AM

If I only had one day to live

RevEf 01-13-2004 04:37 AM

If I only had one day to live
It's possible that I might give

lapietra 01-13-2004 04:41 AM

If I only had one day to live
It's possible that I might give
a big party, and dance

RevEf 01-13-2004 04:42 AM

If I only had one day to live
It's possible that I might give
a big party, and dance
without shirt or pants

lapietra 01-13-2004 04:51 AM

If I only had one day to live
It's possible that I might give
a big party, and dance
without shirt or pants
but I'd still probably have to get good and drunk first.

chuckie egg 01-13-2004 10:10 AM

This yoghurt is huge but its yummy

Magpie 01-13-2004 10:55 AM

This yoghurt is huge but its yummy
It's good to rub on your bummy

RevEf 01-13-2004 02:08 PM

This yoghurt is huge but its yummy
It's good to rub on your bummy
Is this euphemism?

funkytuba 01-13-2004 08:33 PM

This yoghurt is huge but its yummy
It's good to rub on your bummy
Is this euphemism?
or pure hedonism?

zenbabe 01-13-2004 09:34 PM

This yoghurt is huge but its yummy
It's good to rub on your bummy
Is this euphemism?
or pure hedonism?
just wash before it gets gummy

Tall Thin Duke 01-13-2004 10:03 PM

I once put my finger in a dyke!

RevEf 01-14-2004 02:18 AM

I once put my finger in a dyke!
But not the type that you might like.

chuckie egg 01-14-2004 10:39 AM

I once put my finger in a dyke!
But not the type that you might like.
I'm not being rude

RevEf 01-14-2004 05:46 PM

I once put my finger in a dyke!
But not the type that you might like.
I'm not being rude
This act was not lewd!

Hyakujo's Fox 01-15-2004 03:25 AM

I once put my finger in a dyke!
But not the type that you might like.
I'm not being rude
This act was not lewd!
Just natural, to finger and dyke alike.

ambo 01-17-2004 04:38 AM

My socks are all tangled and holey

zenbabe 01-17-2004 04:46 AM

My socks are all tangled and holey
My figure at best, rolley polley

ambo 01-17-2004 04:59 AM

My socks are all tangled and holey
My figure at best, rolley polley
But I've got my pride

AllegroNg 01-17-2004 12:14 PM

My socks are all tangled and holey
My figure at best, rolley polley
But I've got my pride
And an aged TV Guide

funkytuba 01-19-2004 03:19 AM

My socks are all tangled and holey
My figure at best, rolley polley
But I've got my pride
And an aged TV Guide
Now, where's that damn remote controlley?

Hyakujo's Fox 01-19-2004 04:02 AM

This year I've taken up knitting

rapscalious rob 01-19-2004 06:05 AM

This year I've taken up knitting
itís tricky and takes lots of sitting

chuckie egg 01-19-2004 10:45 AM

This year I've taken up knitting
itís tricky and takes lots of sitting
its hard on the rump

RevEf 01-19-2004 04:33 PM

This year I've taken up knitting
itís tricky and takes lots of sitting
its hard on the rump
I've gotten a lump

Coffee 01-19-2004 09:51 PM

This year I've taken up knitting
itís tricky and takes lots of sitting
its hard on the rump
I've gotten a lump
and nothing seems to be fitting.

Tall Thin Duke 01-19-2004 09:53 PM

"Get out " said a lady named Vera

Hyakujo's Fox 01-19-2004 10:01 PM

"Get out " said a lady named Vera
So quietly that I did not hear her

RevEf 01-20-2004 12:47 PM

"Get out " said a lady named Vera
So quietly that I did not hear her
She sputtered and fumed

Klynne 01-20-2004 06:51 PM

"Get out " said a lady named Vera
So quietly that I did not hear her
She sputtered and fumed
While I felt certainly doomed

Tall Thin Duke 01-20-2004 08:52 PM

"Get out " said a lady named Vera
So quietly that I did not hear her
She sputtered and fumed
While I felt certainly doomed
Then asked me to poke her caldera.

Tall Thin Duke 01-20-2004 08:52 PM

"The knob seems salty" said the butler,

Klynne 01-20-2004 09:16 PM

"The knob seems salty" said the butler,
The detective said, "Surely you've cut her."

Tall Thin Duke 01-20-2004 10:19 PM

"The knob seems salty" said the butler,
The detective said, "Surely you've cut her."
"I'm sure its just a bruise"

Coffee 01-20-2004 10:30 PM

"The knob seems salty" said the butler,
The detective said, "Surely you've cut her."
"I'm sure its just a bruise"
aquired on her last cruise.

Tall Thin Duke 01-21-2004 07:53 PM

The knob seems salty" said the butler,
The detective said, "Surely you've cut her."
"I'm sure its just a bruise"
aquired on her last cruise.
After kissing a German named Rutger!

Tall Thin Duke 01-21-2004 07:54 PM

"I'm certain she's orally fixated"

Coffee 01-21-2004 10:42 PM

"I'm certain she's orally fixated"
Her lips are surgically inflated.


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