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Hyakujo's Fox 01-31-2004 11:20 PM

Slurpeedemon is Lala
rapscalious rob has gone ga-ga

rapscalious rob 02-01-2004 06:02 AM

Slurpeedemon is Lala
rapscalious rob has gone ga-ga
Hyakujo’s a fox

Frieda 02-01-2004 09:27 AM

Slurpeedemon is Lala
rapscalious rob has gone ga-ga
Hyakujo’s a fox
ol' Coffee just rocks

rapscalious rob 02-02-2004 05:49 AM

Slurpeedemon is Lala
rapscalious rob has gone ga-ga
Hyakujo’s a fox
ol' Coffee just rocks
that’s not even part one of the saga

Hyakujo's Fox 02-02-2004 09:30 PM

There's one thing I find quite enticing

MaMiQtee5584 02-03-2004 03:00 AM

There's one thing I find quite enticing
...Salad shooters - the slicing and dicing!

dalang 02-03-2004 03:15 PM

There's one thing I find quite enticing
...Salad shooters - the slicing and dicing!
The carrot chips are for real

straymonk 02-04-2004 12:05 AM

There's one thing I find quite enticing
...Salad shooters - the slicing and dicing!
The carrot chips are for real
onions are too hard to peal

Hyakujo's Fox 02-04-2004 08:46 PM

There's one thing I find quite enticing
...Salad shooters - the slicing and dicing!
The carrot chips are for real
onions are too hard to peal
So I top it off with a layer of icing

ambo 02-05-2004 03:21 AM

Fished around in my purse for a dollar

zenbabe 02-05-2004 03:37 AM

Fished around in my purse for a dollar
But all I found was a studded collar

chuckie egg 02-05-2004 10:24 AM

Fished around in my purse for a dollar
But all I found was a studded collar
"This isn't mine!"

Hyakujo's Fox 02-05-2004 08:40 PM

Fished around in my purse for a dollar
But all I found was a studded collar
"This isn't mine!"
It's for my pet swine

straymonk 02-06-2004 06:20 PM

Fished around in my purse for a dollar
But all I found was a studded collar
"This isn't mine!"
It's for my pet swine
If you want her, just give me a holler.

Hyakujo's Fox 02-07-2004 01:14 AM

I've painted your portrait in toothpaste

Coffee 02-07-2004 02:35 AM

I've painted your portrait in toothpaste
I'm hoping you find it in good taste

funkytuba 02-07-2004 04:20 AM

I've painted your portrait in toothpaste
I'm hoping you find it in good taste
With Colgate and Crest

Frieda 02-07-2004 05:18 PM

I've painted your portrait in toothpaste
I'm hoping you find it in good taste
With Colgate and Crest
smelling minty and fresh

straymonk 02-07-2004 10:25 PM

I've painted your portrait in toothpaste
I'm hoping you find it in good taste
With Colgate and Crest
smelling minty and fresh
I kiss the fluoride version of your face

Hyakujo's Fox 02-08-2004 01:52 AM

The movie that night was quite boring

ambo 02-08-2004 02:11 AM

The movie that night was quite boring
So my pockets I soon was exploring

rapscalious rob 02-08-2004 08:35 AM

The movie that night was quite boring
So my pockets I soon was exploring
First, I found some ham

Coffee 02-08-2004 06:17 PM

The movie that night was quite boring
So my pockets I soon was exploring
First, I found some ham
then blueberry jam

Smartypants 02-08-2004 09:25 PM

The movie that night was quite boring
So my pockets I soon was exploring
First, I found some ham
then blueberry jam
and a photo of Pauline Kael snoring.

Hyakujo's Fox 02-08-2004 10:10 PM

I'm reading the diary of my roomie

Smartypants 02-08-2004 11:37 PM

I'm reading the diary of my roomie
It says for a price that he'd "do" me.

straymonk 02-09-2004 12:20 AM

I'm reading the diary of my roomie
It says for a price that he'd "do" me.
A six pack of beer

masterofNone 02-09-2004 12:42 AM

I'm reading the diary of my roomie
It says for a price that he'd "do" me.
A six pack of beer
and a change of career

Audreyvgs 02-09-2004 01:32 AM

I'm reading the diary of my roomie
It says for a price that he'd "do" me.
A six pack of beer
and a change of career
but he'd still have to woo me to screw me.

Deviate 02-09-2004 03:55 AM

it's late and i should go to bed

Coffee 02-09-2004 04:13 AM

it's late and i should go to bed
the sandman is beating my head

funkytuba 02-09-2004 04:38 AM

It's late and i should go to bed
the sandman is beating my head
But the ZeBoard, It calls




BTW:
Quote:

I've painted your portrait in toothpaste
I'm hoping you find it in good taste
With Colgate and Crest
I have captured your breast
Now on to Brand X for your face


Smartypants 02-09-2004 05:36 AM

It's late and i should go to bed
the sandman is beating my head
But the ZeBoard, It calls
My addiction, these scrawls!

straymonk 02-09-2004 05:41 AM

It's late and i should go to bed
the sandman is beating my head
But the ZeBoard, It calls
My addiction, these scrawls!
I'll keep rhyming until I am dead!

rapscalious rob 02-09-2004 06:40 AM

DV8, joe, funky, smarty, & monk: that was a good one! :D


There once was a fellow named Wong

Smartypants 02-09-2004 06:51 AM

There once was a fellow named Wong
Poor Wong longed for a dong like King Kong

Hyakujo's Fox 02-09-2004 08:37 AM

There once was a fellow named Wong
Poor Wong longed for a dong like King Kong
he gave up all hope

chuckie egg 02-09-2004 10:30 AM

There once was a fellow named Wong
Poor Wong longed for a dong like King Kong
he gave up all hope
had a brainwave about rope

funkytuba 02-09-2004 10:15 PM

There once was a fellow named Wong
Poor Wong longed for a dong like King Kong
he gave up all hope
had a brainwave about rope
now he's spliced some nice hemp on his schlong

Klynne 02-09-2004 10:45 PM

There is something terribly wrong


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