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nycwriters 02-09-2004 11:23 PM

There is something terribly wrong
my heart feels it's playing ping pong

Hyakujo's Fox 02-10-2004 01:26 AM

There is something terribly wrong
my heart feels it's playing ping pong
but I'll keep on jogging

RevEf 02-10-2004 02:27 AM

There is something terribly wrong
my heart feels it's playing ping pong
but I'll keep on jogging
my glasses are fogging

funkytuba 02-10-2004 03:23 AM

There is something terribly wrong
my heart feels it's playing ping pong
but I'll keep on jogging
my glasses are fogging
Angina as I go along

ambo 02-10-2004 03:49 AM

I limped on my swollen right ankle

funkytuba 02-10-2004 03:56 AM

I limped on my swollen right ankle
this condition of my sure does rankle

Hyakujo's Fox 02-10-2004 07:15 AM

I limped on my swollen right ankle
this condition of my sure does rankle
but it's all my own fault

funkytuba 02-10-2004 02:04 PM

I limped on my swollen right ankle
this condition of mine sure does rankle
but it's all my own fault
I slipped on some salt
while engaged in some odd hanky-pankle

RevEf 02-10-2004 05:03 PM

I think that I've figured out limericks!

Hyakujo's Fox 02-10-2004 08:19 PM

I think that I've figured out limericks!
And I found that it takes more than clever tricks

rapscalious rob 02-10-2004 08:44 PM

I think that I've figured out limericks!
And I found that it takes more than clever tricks
It takes dumb ones, as well

Hyakujo's Fox 02-10-2004 09:37 PM

I think that I've figured out limericks!
And I found that it takes more than clever tricks
It takes dumb ones, as well
if you want to excel

Smartypants 02-10-2004 10:11 PM

I think that I've figured out limericks!
And I found that it takes more than clever tricks
It takes dumb ones, as well
if you want to excel
You'll take kudos but also some bat-bricks

Klynne 02-11-2004 12:37 AM

I know that I am quite certain

straymonk 02-11-2004 01:25 AM

I know that I am quite certain
somewhere behind this dark curtain

ambo 02-11-2004 03:58 AM

I know that I am quite certain
somewhere behind this dark curtain
is a man with a scar

Smartypants 02-11-2004 04:23 AM

I know that I am quite certain
somewhere behind this dark curtain
is a man with a scar
who's a well known porn star

rapscalious rob 02-11-2004 04:39 AM

I know that I am quite certain
somewhere behind this dark curtain
is a man with a scar
who's a well known porn star
his scar ainít the thing thatís hurtiní

straymonk 02-11-2004 06:07 AM

Rolling on the floor and laughing

chuckie egg 02-11-2004 10:38 AM

Rolling on the floor and laughing
I must stop to avoid chaffing

Hyakujo's Fox 02-11-2004 08:43 PM

Rolling on the floor and laughing
I must stop to avoid chaffing
the carpet is burning

Aphrodite 02-11-2004 11:53 PM

Rolling on the floor and laughing
I must stop to avoid chaffing
the carpet is burning
my stomach is churning

Hyakujo's Fox 02-12-2004 12:22 AM

Rolling on the floor and laughing
I must stop to avoid chaffing
the carpet is burning
my stomach is churning
and that often leads to barfing

ambo 02-12-2004 03:47 AM

"Crimeny" said the bank teller

Smartypants 02-12-2004 07:01 AM

"Crimeny" said the bank teller
"Quite a gun in your pocket there, feller!"

Hyakujo's Fox 02-12-2004 09:16 AM

"Crimeny" said the bank teller
"Quite a gun in your pocket there, feller!"
"Oh, that's not a gun"

chuckie egg 02-12-2004 10:36 AM

"Crimeny" said the bank teller
"Quite a gun in your pocket there, feller!"
"Oh, that's not a gun"
"Its a blueberry bun!"

daverbee 02-12-2004 06:38 PM

"Crimeny" said the bank teller
"Quite a gun in your pocket there, feller!"
"Oh, that's not a gun"
"Its a blueberry bun!"
"You could tell if you'd just use yer smeller!"

Klynne 02-13-2004 01:45 AM

Oh, how you crack me up,

Hyakujo's Fox 02-13-2004 04:38 AM

Oh, how you crack me up,
like a hardboiled egg on a cup

chuckie egg 02-13-2004 10:27 AM

Oh, how you crack me up,
like a hardboiled egg on a cup
its painful for me

daverbee 02-13-2004 11:08 AM

Oh, how you crack me up,
like a hardboiled egg on a cup
its painful for me
when you whack on my knee

chuckie egg 02-13-2004 11:19 AM

Oh, how you crack me up,
like a hardboiled egg on a cup
its painful for me
when you whack on my knee
I'll squeel like a newly born pup

daverbee 02-13-2004 01:12 PM

My gosh! How the sawdust does fly

Klynne 02-13-2004 10:37 PM

My gosh! How the sawdust does fly
How it burns as it enters my eyes

Hyakujo's Fox 02-13-2004 11:18 PM

My gosh! How the sawdust does fly
How it burns as it enters my eyes
I grope for my glasses

Klynne 02-15-2004 02:27 AM

My gosh! How the sawdust does fly
How it burns as it enters my eye
I grope for my glasses
Then, someone calls me classless

Hyakujo's Fox 02-15-2004 09:39 AM

My gosh! How the sawdust does fly
How it burns as it enters my eye
I grope for my glasses
Then, someone calls me classless
Everyone's a critic but why?

Klynne 02-15-2004 11:45 PM

Oh how you drive me insane

ambo 02-16-2004 03:46 AM

Oh how you drive me insane
I'd say fvck but 'twould be profane


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