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Large Marge 01-30-2005 07:48 PM

There once was this very old geezer
Who got himself stuck in a freezer
"I was looking for Spam,

Hyakujo's Fox 01-30-2005 10:30 PM

There once was this very old geezer
Who got himself stuck in a freezer
"I was looking for Spam,
to serve my wife Pam

madasacutsnake 01-31-2005 01:05 AM

There once was this very old geezer
Who got himself stuck in a freezer
"I was looking for Spam,
to serve my wife Pam
But now I'm iced up I can't please her"

Large Marge 01-31-2005 02:05 AM

Carrie liked very large pancakes

Hyakujo's Fox 02-01-2005 03:34 AM

Carrie liked very large pancakes
to follow her six bowls of Bran Flakes

Large Marge 02-01-2005 04:22 AM

Carrie liked very large pancakes
to follow her six bowls of Bran Flakes
A big glass of milk

ambo 02-01-2005 06:22 PM

Carrie liked very large pancakes
to follow her six bowls of Bran Flakes
A big glass of milk
And a large bow of silk

Marcus Bales 02-01-2005 11:57 PM

Carrie liked very large pancakes
to follow her six bowls of Bran Flakes
A big glass of milk
And a large bow of silk
All catered by nine magic mandrakes.

Hyakujo's Fox 02-02-2005 12:00 AM

the doctor prescribed me some pills

Marcus Bales 02-02-2005 12:08 AM

the doctor prescribed me some pills
that tasted like over-ripe dills

ambo 02-02-2005 05:16 PM

the doctor prescribed me some pills
that tasted like over-ripe dills
i forced each one down

Hyakujo's Fox 02-02-2005 11:43 PM

the doctor prescribed me some pills
that tasted like over-ripe dills
i forced each one down
with a gulp and a frown

Marcus Bales 02-03-2005 01:35 AM

the doctor prescribed me some pills
that tasted like over-ripe dills
i forced each one down
with a gulp and a frown
and they did absolute wonders for my rhythmic skills.

madasacutsnake 02-03-2005 02:40 AM

I think you should change your doctor

trisherina 02-03-2005 03:36 AM

I think you should change your doctor
Hit 'er? He up and cold cocked 'er!

Large Marge 02-03-2005 04:44 AM

I think you should change your doctor
Hit 'er? He up and cold cocked 'er!
out like a light

Hyakujo's Fox 02-04-2005 12:17 PM

I think you should change your doctor
Hit 'er? He up and cold cocked 'er!
out like a light
for the rest of the night

trisherina 02-04-2005 03:57 PM

I think you should change your doctor
Hit 'er? He up and cold cocked 'er!
out like a light
for the rest of the night
So I went to the pawnshop and hocked 'er.

ambo 02-04-2005 06:31 PM

I thought I knew what he was thinking

Marcus Bales 02-06-2005 03:04 AM

I thought I knew what he was thinking
By the way he was smiling and winking

Large Marge 02-06-2005 03:17 AM

I thought I knew what he was thinking
By the way he was smiling and winking
but as it turns out

trisherina 02-06-2005 04:06 AM

I thought I knew what he was thinking
By the way he was smiling and winking
but as it turns out
he was merely a tout

Marcus Bales 02-06-2005 02:37 PM

I thought I knew what he was thinking
By the way he was smiling and winking
but as it turns out
he was merely a tout
for a porn-site to which he was linking.

Hyakujo's Fox 02-07-2005 12:47 AM

I have tried to keep up the pretence

Large Marge 02-07-2005 05:55 AM

I have tried to keep up the pretence
but my habits make in a nuisance

zenbabe 02-08-2005 06:08 AM

I have tried to keep up the pretence
but my habits make in a nuisance
Even though im absurd

funkytuba 02-08-2005 06:24 AM

I have tried to keep up the pretence
but my habits make in a nuisance
Even though im absurd
when it comes to a turd

Large Marge 02-09-2005 04:59 AM

I have tried to keep up the pretence
but my habits make it a nuisance
Even though im absurd
when it comes to a turd
I can't stand the smell of the substance


*pew*

Hyakujo's Fox 02-10-2005 01:42 PM

I was lying on a bear skin rug

Marcus Bales 02-11-2005 03:31 PM

I was lying on a bear skin rug
as frank as a smirk and a shrug

Large Marge 02-12-2005 03:55 AM

I was lying on a bear skin rug
as frank as a smirk and a shrug
when a knock at the door

Marcus Bales 02-12-2005 01:27 PM

I was lying on a bear skin rug
as frank as a smirk and a shrug
when a knock at the door
got me up off the floor

Hyakujo's Fox 02-15-2005 01:03 PM

I was lying on a bear skin rug
as frank as a smirk and a shrug
when a knock at the door
got me up off the floor
it was a sailor in search of a tug

Marcus Bales 02-22-2005 09:34 PM

I gave him a tug, and surprise!

Hyakujo's Fox 02-23-2005 03:46 AM

I gave him a tug, and surprise!
He sailed off in it right 'fore my eyes

Marcus Bales 02-23-2005 07:25 PM

I gave him a tug, and surprise!
He sailed off in it right 'fore my eyes
With a grimace and grunt

Zaftig 02-27-2005 01:35 AM

I gave him a tug, and surprise!
He sailed off in it right 'fore my eyes
With a grimace and grunt
He said it quite blunt

Hyakujo's Fox 02-27-2005 10:55 PM

I gave him a tug, and surprise!
He sailed off in it right 'fore my eyes
With a grimace and grunt
He said it quite blunt
"I'm not much of one for goodbyes!"

Marcus Bales 02-28-2005 12:21 PM

I've got such a terrible cold

Hyakujo's Fox 03-02-2005 02:36 AM

I've got such a terrible cold
When I sneeze I entirely fold


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