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Marcus Bales 06-04-2009 01:03 PM

I was here two hours ago and left because you weren't here -- where have YOU been?

treekisser 06-24-2009 10:32 AM

The dog ate my GPS.

YsaPur EsChomuw 06-24-2009 10:51 AM

My pillow seduced me.

Marcus Bales 06-24-2009 03:13 PM

I was held up. But I managed to get the drop on him, get my wallet and watch back, and shoot him in the knee, but the paperwork with the cops took more time than I thought it would.

treekisser 06-30-2009 01:01 PM

I got shot in both legs when I stopped to buy flowers for you.

lukkucairi 06-30-2009 05:18 PM

the horizon disappeared and I forgot which way was up

dddrum 06-30-2009 09:06 PM

don't ask me ...ask Michael Jackson

lukkucairi 12-20-2009 05:14 PM

the dog lied to me.

Hyakujo's Fox 12-20-2009 08:38 PM

every time I was about to arrive I woke up and realised it was a dream and I had to come all the way all over again

Jack Flanders 12-21-2009 02:01 AM

WHOA!!! Clara* - you are dead. Go back! Forget about the broccoli that you always started to cook for our dinner an hour before you were expecting us to arrive. Yes, we are alway late according to your inner clock.

* Beloved mother-in-law. b. 1917 -d. 2006. R.I.P. (please)

treekisser 12-24-2009 12:31 PM

Select from the following possible answers:
A. I stopped to help a poor woman who had lost her watch;
B. I stopped to help a woman pour an old scotch.
C. I helped myself to a woman whose poor watch had stopped.
D. I watched a woman stomp on my poor helpless crotch.
E. All of the above.
F. None of the above.

Marcus Bales 12-24-2009 03:48 PM

I was putting up the tree

lukkucairi 12-24-2009 09:12 PM

because I am the walrus.

Marcus Bales 12-25-2009 01:05 AM

because I was fixing a hole where the rains gets in and stops my mind from wandering

YsaPur EsChomuw 01-25-2010 03:53 PM

I was imprisoned.

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