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funkytuba 06-06-2005 03:30 AM

I lay there on the beach just sunning
till a stiff breeze sent me out gunning

Gatsby 06-17-2005 09:34 PM

I lay there on the beach just sunning
till a stiff breeze sent me out gunning
I reached for my towel,
Finding sand, I cried foul,
Sent the passers-by screaming and running.

Hyakujo's Fox 06-18-2005 03:14 PM

As I pondered my bacon and eggs

zenbabe 06-19-2005 04:17 AM

As I pondered my bacon and eggs
There was a tingle on both of my legs

Hyakujo's Fox 06-20-2005 01:57 PM

As I pondered my bacon and eggs
There was a tingle on both of my legs
I reached for the cat

Gatsby 06-21-2005 06:52 PM

As I pondered my bacon and eggs
There was a tingle on both of my legs
I reached for the cat
But fondled - a rat!

trisherina 06-21-2005 08:49 PM

As I pondered my bacon and eggs
There was a tingle on both of my legs
I reached for the cat
But fondled - a rat!
Who cheerfully sits up and begs.

Hyakujo's Fox 06-22-2005 02:38 PM

I bumped into a very odd bloke

Gatsby 06-29-2005 09:52 PM

I bumped into a very odd bloke
My umbrella'd unpleasantly poked

Marcus Bales 06-30-2005 12:49 PM

I bumped into a very odd bloke
My umbrella'd unpleasantly poked
He gave me a smile

Hyakujo's Fox 06-30-2005 02:53 PM

I bumped into a very odd bloke
My umbrella'd unpleasantly poked
He gave me a smile
which I put down to guile

trisherina 06-30-2005 03:13 PM

I bumped into a very odd bloke
My umbrella'd unpleasantly poked
He gave me a smile
which I put down to guile
Or perhaps it was something he smoked.

Marcus Bales 06-30-2005 04:06 PM

But then when he pulled out a gun

Hyakujo's Fox 07-02-2005 03:30 PM

But then when he pulled out a gun
I knew he wasn't looking for fun

ambo 07-04-2005 06:01 AM

But then when he pulled out a gun
I knew he wasn't looking for fun
I said "hey man, look out"

funkytuba 07-04-2005 03:00 PM

But then when he pulled out a gun
I knew he wasn't looking for fun
I said "hey man, look out"
"Don't just wave that about"

Hyakujo's Fox 07-06-2005 01:04 PM

But then when he pulled out a gun
I knew he wasn't looking for fun
I said "hey man, look out"
"Don't just wave that about"
"Give it here and I'll show how it's done"

Brynn 07-07-2005 02:00 AM

My neighbor is raising a stink

funkytuba 07-07-2005 03:20 AM

My neighbor is raising a stink
'bout something I put in his drink

Marcus Bales 07-07-2005 01:12 PM

My neighbor is raising a stink
'bout something I put in his drink
But he can't leave the john

zenbabe 07-08-2005 03:47 AM

My neighbor is raising a stink
'bout something I put in his drink
But he can't leave the john
Without his pants on

funkytuba 07-08-2005 05:37 AM

My neighbor is raising a stink
'bout something I put in his drink
But he can't leave the john
Without his pants on
those roofies, they change how you think

Hyakujo's Fox 07-09-2005 09:36 PM

As we raised the piano by hoist

Marcus Bales 07-10-2005 02:03 AM

As we raised the piano by hoist
Our wives and our girlfriends had voiced

Hyakujo's Fox 07-11-2005 11:31 AM

As we raised the piano by hoist
Our wives and our girlfriends had voiced
some reservation

Marcus Bales 07-11-2005 01:08 PM

As we raised the piano by hoist
Our wives and our girlfriends had voiced
some reservation;
we laughed our negation

dinzdale 07-12-2005 06:48 PM

As we raised the piano by hoist
Our wives and our girlfriends had voiced
some reservation;
we laughed our negation
tho' it brought down the ceiling and joist.

Marcus Bales 07-15-2005 08:31 AM

The shadow of darkness falls fast

Hyakujo's Fox 08-14-2005 02:57 AM

The shadow of darkness falls fast
The time for hard working has past

funkytuba 08-14-2005 06:54 AM

The shadow of darkness falls fast
The time for hard working has past
now other concerns
inform our new yearns
and leave all our mothers aghast

Con ate dog 08-14-2005 09:59 AM

I swear my intentions were good

Marcus Bales 08-14-2005 11:22 AM

I swear my intentions were good
I worked just as hard as I could

Con ate dog 08-14-2005 01:05 PM

I swear my intentions were good
I worked just as hard as I could
But the little distractions
Confounded my actions

Marcus Bales 08-16-2005 11:41 AM

I swear my intentions were good
I worked just as hard as I could
But the little distractions
Confounded my actions
So here we are, waiting for wood.

Marcus Bales 08-16-2005 11:47 AM

I'm sleepy, my donut is stale,

dinzdale 08-16-2005 12:37 PM

I'm sleepy, my donut is stale
and this woman beside me's a whale

Marcus Bales 08-16-2005 07:20 PM

I'm sleepy, my donut is stale
and this woman beside me's a whale
the bus seat is smelly

dinzdale 08-16-2005 07:25 PM

I'm sleepy, my donut is stale
and this woman beside me's a whale
the bus seat is smelly
and my empty belly

Marcus Bales 08-17-2005 12:24 AM

I'm sleepy, my donut is stale
and this woman beside me's a whale
the bus seat is smelly
and my empty belly
makes my spine read "I'm hungry!" in Braille.

Marcus Bales 08-17-2005 12:26 AM

As the termites devoured the floor


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