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trisherina 08-17-2005 03:15 AM

As the termites devoured the floor
Leaving pristine the carpets of whore

Frieda 08-17-2005 04:34 AM

As the termites devoured the floor
Leaving pristine the carpets of whore
The indecent pink

Marcus Bales 08-17-2005 08:46 AM

As the termites devoured the floor
Leaving pristine the carpets of whore
The indecent pink
Of the sunset's last wink

trisherina 08-18-2005 02:59 AM

As the termites devoured the floor
Leaving pristine the carpets of whore
The indecent pink
Of the sunset's last wink
Tweaked hard at the gore of my core.

Con ate dog 08-18-2005 04:08 AM

This sausage, upon close inspection

Marcus Bales 08-18-2005 11:35 PM

This sausage, upon close inspection,
resembles Mantegna's depiction

funkytuba 08-18-2005 11:50 PM

This sausage, upon close inspection,
resembles Mantegna's depiction
of heartless removal

Marcus Bales 08-19-2005 01:01 AM

This sausage, upon close inspection,
resembles Mantegna's depiction
of heartless removal
and stern disapproval

funkytuba 08-19-2005 03:50 AM

This sausage, upon close inspection,
resembles Mantegna's depiction
of heartless removal
and stern disapproval
of mohels and their weiner dissection

Marcus Bales 08-19-2005 10:31 AM

Here's something that doesn't seem right:

dddrum 08-19-2005 04:12 PM

Here's something that doesn't seem right:
My trousers are fitting too tight

Marcus Bales 08-20-2005 02:26 AM

Here's something that doesn't seem right:
My trousers are fitting too tight
I can't feel my bum

Hyakujo's Fox 08-20-2005 11:51 AM

Here's something that doesn't seem right:
My trousers are fitting too tight
I can't feel my bum
I should loosen them some

trisherina 08-20-2005 02:48 PM

Here's something that doesn't seem right:
My trousers are fitting too tight
I can't feel my bum
I should loosen them some
They must have shrunk a bit... right?

Marcus Bales 08-20-2005 03:39 PM

Oh no! And just look at this shirt!

dddrum 08-20-2005 10:18 PM

Oh no! And just look at this shirt!
It's wrinkled and covered with dirt

funkytuba 08-20-2005 10:20 PM

Oh no! And just look at this shirt!
It's wrinkled and covered with dirt
I wash and I press

dddrum 08-20-2005 10:32 PM

Oh no! And just look at this shirt!
It's wrinkled and covered with dirt
I wash and I press
But alas, when I dress

Marcus Bales 08-21-2005 12:35 AM

Oh no! And just look at this shirt!
It's wrinkled and covered with dirt
I wash and I press
But alas, when I dress
It looks like I'm seriously hurt.

Marcus Bales 08-21-2005 12:36 AM

I wish that some sort of success

Hyakujo's Fox 08-21-2005 02:09 AM

I wish that some sort of success
Would come to those ones who possess

Marcus Bales 08-21-2005 01:32 PM

I wish that some sort of success
Would come to those ones who possess
No talent or brains

dddrum 08-21-2005 10:09 PM

I wish that some sort of success
Would come to those ones who possess
No talent or brains
Yet accumulate gains

funkytuba 08-22-2005 04:12 AM

I wish that some sort of success
Would come to those ones who possess
No talent or brains
Yet accumulate gains
It's my only hope, then, I guess

Marcus Bales 08-22-2005 12:00 PM

Or else I could pray to the gods

dddrum 08-22-2005 01:27 PM

Or else I could pray to the gods
To help me, and other such sods

Marcus Bales 08-22-2005 03:13 PM

Or else I could pray to the gods
To help me, and other such sods,
To live with my lot

funkytuba 08-22-2005 04:40 PM

Or else I could pray to the gods
To help me, and other such sods,
To live with my lot
bereft of good plot

trisherina 08-22-2005 04:43 PM

Or else I could pray to the gods
To help me, and other such sods,
To live with my lot
bereft of good plot
All day singing of rockers and mods.

funkytuba 08-22-2005 05:17 PM

I wish that some sort of success
Would come to those ones who possess
No talent or brains
Yet accumulate gains
It's my only hope, then, I guess

Or else I could pray to the gods
To help me, and other such sods,
To live with my lot
bereft of good plot
All day singing of rockers and mods.

"Hey babe, let me show you my engine"

Marcus Bales 08-22-2005 05:34 PM

I wish that some sort of success
Would come to those ones who possess
No talent or brains
Yet accumulate gains
It's my only hope, then, I guess

Or else I could pray to the gods
To help me, and other such sods,
To live with my lot
bereft of good plot
All day singing of rockers and mods.

"Hey babe, let me show you my engine,
Pour you first whiskey and then gin

trisherina 08-23-2005 03:38 AM

I wish that some sort of success
Would come to those ones who possess
No talent or brains
Yet accumulate gains
It's my only hope, then, I guess

Or else I could pray to the gods
To help me, and other such sods,
To live with my lot
bereft of good plot
All day singing of rockers and mods.

"Hey babe, let me show you my engine,
Pour you first whiskey and then gin
Then we'll both turn the key

Marcus Bales 08-23-2005 09:14 AM

I wish that some sort of success
Would come to those ones who possess
No talent or brains
Yet accumulate gains
It's my only hope, then, I guess

Or else I could pray to the gods
To help me, and other such sods,
To live with my lot
bereft of good plot
All day singing of rockers and mods.

"Hey babe, let me show you my engine,
Pour you first whiskey and then gin
Then we'll both turn the key
With a tense "One, Two, Three!"

dddrum 08-23-2005 10:57 AM

I wish that some sort of success
Would come to those ones who possess
No talent or brains
Yet accumulate gains
It's my only hope, then, I guess

Or else I could pray to the gods
To help me, and other such sods,
To live with my lot
bereft of good plot
All day singing of rockers and mods.

"Hey babe, let me show you my engine,
Pour you first whiskey and then gin
Then we'll both turn the key
With a tense "One, Two, Three!"
And I'll give you my utmost attention.

Marcus Bales 08-23-2005 07:17 PM

She shuffled her way through the mall

funkytuba 08-23-2005 07:30 PM

She shuffled her way through the mall
with dreads, hip-huggers, and all

Marcus Bales 08-23-2005 08:37 PM

She shuffled her way through the mall
with dreads, hip-huggers, and all
Soon that little concave'll
Grow into a navel

Marcus Bales 08-29-2005 10:33 AM

She shuffled her way through the mall
with dreads, hip-huggers, and all
Soon that little concave'll
Grow into a navel
Then her outfit will make the boys crawl.

Marcus Bales 08-29-2005 10:35 AM

New Orleans is in for some rain

Brynn 08-30-2005 01:39 AM

New Orleans is in for some rain
Tho' right now they are feeling no pain


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