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wickedcanobeans 01-02-2003 02:18 AM

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca
2. Who thought he would move to Yamagata
3. He moved but never packed

1kookykat 01-02-2003 02:37 AM

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca
2. Who thought he would move to Yamagata
3. He moved but never packed
4. 'Cause he knew that he'd be jacked

Indigo 01-02-2003 07:00 PM

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca
2. Who thought he would move to Yamagata
3. He moved but never packed
4. 'Cause he knew that he'd be jacked
5. ┐Habla usted JaponÚs? Nada.




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dinzdale 01-02-2003 07:21 PM

1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants

Indigo 01-02-2003 07:38 PM

1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants
2. To go to the big Ass Smackin' Dance

1kookykat 01-02-2003 08:20 PM

1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants
2. To go to the big Ass Smackin' Dance
3. In the pockets I found

AllegroNg 01-02-2003 08:51 PM

1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants
2. To go to the big Ass Smackin' Dance
3. In the pockets I found
4. something pink, hard and round

Indigo 01-03-2003 02:43 AM

1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants
2. To go to the big Ass Smackin' Dance
3. In the pockets I found
4. something pink, hard and round
5. I'll show you when I get the chance!

noxxville 01-03-2003 09:27 PM

1. The portly garbage man screams

AllegroNg 01-04-2003 12:36 PM

1. The portly garbage man screams
2. When his undies rip at the seams

Indigo 01-05-2003 04:14 PM

1. The portly garbage man screams
2. When his undies rip at the seams
3. They were always too tight

amanda 01-05-2003 10:29 PM

1. The portly garbage man screams
2. When his undies rip at the seams
3. They were always too tight
4. When he put them on at night

moel 01-05-2003 10:34 PM

1. The portly garbage man screams
2. When his undies rip at the seams
3. They were always too tight
4. When he put them on at night
5. They'ed fit only in his wildest Dreams.

noxxville 01-06-2003 03:25 AM

1. the water began to bubble

Indigo 01-06-2003 05:04 PM

1. the water began to bubble
2. then i realized that i was in trouble

dinzdale 01-06-2003 05:09 PM

1. the water began to bubble
2. then i realized that i was in trouble
3. for what I thought was a fart

noxxville 01-06-2003 08:59 PM

1. the water began to bubble
2. then i realized that i was in trouble
3. for what I thought was a fart
4. was only just the start

AllegroNg 01-06-2003 09:50 PM

1. the water began to bubble
2. then i realized that i was in trouble
3. for what I thought was a fart
4. was only just the start
5. of a brown trail piled with rubble.

lapietra 01-06-2003 10:24 PM

*bleh*

1. 'Tis useless to make up your bed

moel 01-06-2003 10:28 PM

1. 'Tis useless to make up your bed
2. And to comb the hair on your head

AllegroNg 01-07-2003 12:20 AM

1. 'Tis useless to make up your bed
2. And to comb the hair on your head
3. More important is pee

noxxville 01-07-2003 12:22 AM

1. 'Tis useless to make up your bed
2. And to comb the hair on your head
3. More important is pee
4. In a toilet or on a tree

AllegroNg 01-07-2003 12:23 AM

1. 'Tis useless to make up your bed
2. And to comb the hair on your head
3. More important is pee
4. In a toilet or on a tree
5. And make sure the monkey is fed.

Indigo 01-07-2003 02:48 AM

1. One day I said to 'Ole Noxx:

1kookykat 01-07-2003 03:44 AM

1. One day I said to 'Ole Noxx:
2. "I've got one o' them writers' blocks

RuneT 01-07-2003 07:39 AM

1. One day I said to 'Ole Noxx:
2. "I've got one o' them writers' blocks
3. What am I to do

amanda 01-07-2003 10:19 AM

1. One day I said to 'Ole Noxx:
2. "I've got one o' them writers' blocks
3. What am I to do
4. My fingers are sticky with glue,

RuneT 01-07-2003 10:21 AM

1. One day I said to 'Ole Noxx:
2. "I've got one o' them writers' blocks
3. What am I to do
4. My fingers are sticky with glue,
5. And are currently attached to my socks

dinzdale 01-07-2003 02:36 PM

A dashing young viking called Rune

noxxville 01-07-2003 04:55 PM

A dashing young viking called Rune
Frolicked in the woods with a spoon

dinzdale 01-07-2003 07:44 PM

A dashing young viking called Rune
Frolicked in the woods with a spoon
The squirrels took flight

AllegroNg 01-07-2003 08:15 PM

A dashing young viking called Rune
Frolicked in the woods with a spoon
The squirrels took flight
The sheep were in fright

amanda 01-07-2003 09:46 PM

A dashing young viking called Rune
Frolicked in the woods with a spoon
The squirrels took flight
The sheep were in fright
As it was mating season for the spoon.

Indigo 01-07-2003 11:54 PM

ROFL the spoon! that was a good one! Lets keep this up!
 
I once overheard LaLa say:

RuneT 01-08-2003 05:56 AM

1. I once overheard LaLa say:
2. Please, let me in the iglo stay

dinzdale 01-08-2003 01:46 PM

1. I once overheard LaLa say:
2. Please, let me in the iglo stay
3. But 'twas all in a dream

AllegroNg 01-08-2003 02:19 PM

1. I once overheard LaLa say:
2. Please, let me in the iglo stay
3. But 'twas all in a dream
4. This olive oil and grey goose cream

Indigo 01-08-2003 03:34 PM

1. I once overheard LaLa say:
2. Please, let me in the iglo stay
3. But 'twas all in a dream
4. This olive oil and grey goose cream
5. Wish I hadn't sent the cab away...



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dinzdale 01-08-2003 05:08 PM

A striking young strumpet called NG

funkytuba 01-08-2003 09:50 PM

1. A striking young strumpet called NG
2. Embezelled some funds from the King


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