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nycwriters 01-21-2003 10:56 PM

1. You think you know all, but you don't
2. You think you'll be rich, but you won't
3. You can spend all your days
4. In your arrogant ways
5. You could change, but it's clear you won't

AllegroNg 01-21-2003 11:08 PM

Miss Peg.. ? Who is temperament was quite crusty? That's adorable! : hug and kiss :

nycwriters 01-21-2003 11:17 PM

actually it's a possessive (rather I mean) of who. Although you're probably right... should it be whose? I always screw that one up.

AllegroNg 01-21-2003 11:46 PM

Who has temperment was quite crusty. Ahh!

Tee hee.. you'd do it to me, tho!

Whose

I <3 you!

ProfessionalGun 01-22-2003 12:11 AM

1. Some guys like girls with big butts

moel 01-22-2003 12:14 AM

1. Some guys like girls with big butts
2. Some girls like guys with big nuts:eek:

1kookykat 01-22-2003 01:23 AM

1. Some guys like girls with big butts
2. Some girls like guys with big nuts
3. But what works for 'Ze (remember: pronounced zay)

jenschka 01-22-2003 01:30 AM

1. Some guys like girls with big butts
2. Some girls like guys with big nuts
3. But what works for 'Ze
4. is to play for the day

ProfessionalGun 01-22-2003 01:46 AM

1. Some guys like girls with big butts
2. Some girls like guys with big nuts
3. But what works for 'Ze
4. is to play for the day
5. Because he attracts both with his struts.

(talkin' bout the dancin'. . . ohh yeah).

noxxville 01-22-2003 02:32 AM

1. Sometimes you feel like a nut

RuneT 01-22-2003 05:41 AM

1. Sometimes you feel like a nut
2. Looking at dinz's avatar butt

masterofNone 01-22-2003 09:46 AM

1. Sometimes you feel like a nut
2. Looking at dinz's avatar butt
3. it shimmies and shakes

RuneT 01-22-2003 09:47 AM

1. Sometimes you feel like a nut
2. Looking at dinz's avatar butt
3. it shimmies and shakes
4. It keeps me awake

amanda 01-22-2003 11:03 AM

1. Sometimes you feel like a nut
2. Looking at dinz's avatar butt
3. it shimmies and shakes
4. It keeps me awake
5. watching his three-dollar slut.

RuneT 01-22-2003 12:06 PM

lol, good one

1. If I was rich and handsome

ProfessionalGun 01-22-2003 12:25 PM

1. If I was rich and handsome
2. I'd be targeted for ransom

deriasys 01-22-2003 12:38 PM

But alas, it's no so

deriasys 01-22-2003 12:39 PM

SORRY! I goofed!

1. If I was rich and handsome
2. I'd be targeted for ransom
3. Alas, it's not so

RuneT 01-22-2003 07:50 PM

1. If I was rich and handsome
2. I'd be targeted for ransom
3. Alas, it's not so
4. I'm a poor ugly ho

masterofNone 01-22-2003 08:07 PM

1. If I was rich and handsome
2. I'd be targeted for ransom
3. Alas, it's not so
4. I'm a poor ugly ho
5. So I'll go hang myself from a transom

noxxville 01-22-2003 08:46 PM

1. I hear Peg's dating a porn star

RuneT 01-22-2003 08:53 PM

1. I hear Peg's dating a porn star
2. Isn't she going a bit too far?

masterofNone 01-22-2003 10:23 PM

1. I hear Peg's dating a porn star
2. Isn't she going a bit too far?
3. Like a horse, he is long,

moel 01-22-2003 10:45 PM

1. I hear Peg's dating a porn star
2. Isn't she going a bit too far?
3. Like a horse, he is long,
4. He just took off his thong.

zenbabe 01-22-2003 11:12 PM

1. I hear Peg's dating a porn star
2. Isn't she going a bit too far?
3. Like a horse, he is long,
4. He just took off his thong.
5. She yelled "YIKES" and sent him back to his car!

nycwriters 01-22-2003 11:27 PM

1. Noxx has been drunk for a week

moel 01-23-2003 12:00 AM

1. Noxx has been drunk for a week
2. And his bladder is starting to leak.

nycwriters 01-23-2003 12:03 AM

1. Noxx has been drunk for a week
2. And his bladder is starting to leak.
3. He went to the doc

amanda 01-23-2003 12:29 AM

1. Noxx has been drunk for a week
2. And his bladder is starting to leak.
3. He went to the doc
4. who prescribed him a lock

jenschka 01-23-2003 12:39 AM

1. Noxx has been drunk for a week
2. And his bladder is starting to leak.
3. He went to the doc
4. who prescribed him a lock
5. now he won't even give us a PEEK!:(

nycwriters 01-23-2003 04:26 AM

1. Seldom do I lose control

dinzdale 01-23-2003 01:39 PM

1. Seldom do I lose control
2. but some days I get on a roll

jenschka 01-23-2003 02:14 PM

1. Seldom do I lose control
2. but some days I get on a roll
3. I open the fridge

noxxville 01-23-2003 08:46 PM

1. Seldom do I lose control
2. but some days I get on a roll
3. I open the fridge
4. Then throw it off the ridge

moel 01-23-2003 09:46 PM

1. Seldom do I lose control
2. but some days I get on a roll
3. I open the fridge
4. Then throw it off the ridge
5. And sell to the devil my soul.

ProfessionalGun 01-24-2003 12:15 PM

1. I never find pleasure in sex

masterofNone 01-24-2003 12:59 PM

1. I never find pleasure in sex
2. he's never been fully erect

Deviate 01-24-2003 01:11 PM

1. I never find pleasure in sex
2. he's never been fully erect
3. when i see a young lass

dinzdale 01-24-2003 01:26 PM

1. I never find pleasure in sex
2. he's never been fully erect
3. when i see a young lass
4. and the curve of her ass

nycwriters 01-24-2003 01:46 PM

1. I never find pleasure in sex
2. he's never been fully erect
3. when i see a young lass
4. and the curve of her ass
5. My stupid libido does vex


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