I'll be that merchandise guy that sort of wrote part of a song once so I'm kind of in the band...but in reality all I do is follow you guys around.

when tunes gets here somebody tell him to reacquaint himself with his react-o-table.

shouldn't take long.. it's pretty intuitive.

^ and tunes, we fully expect you to get a better tune out of the bloody thing than this rank amateur, don't we everybody?

this is the first piece i expect the children's choir to tackle:



β cyg, you're to cover bass. pearly, your job is to highlight the correct performers without blinding anyone with the lasers. frieda, you're in charge of the comedic choreography. lukku, we need set theme. might i suggest tubes? zero, we're going to need a lot of spikes and mullets and thick, luxurious mustaches. bman, the shirts should say something like, "ba da da dum da da dum de dum de dum." work on it and let me know.

all right, BREAK!

^:mad: i HAT the polyfvckkenphonic spree


no way am i giving them hairdos


SLAM

too bad we lost zroe - he'd have liked the ceiling I designed:



goes with the lasers, don'tcha think?

I'm still working on the other bits. I'll also play some pipes to back up the choir if you want...

Rank amateur?! That's me at the latest reactable promotion!! :mad:

...but I'll drag it out here if I can also be the songwriter who spends hours a day crooning to his guitar.

Maybe you could accompany me on the hang, orzo:

Does this piece have the budget for a forty foot drum and a helmet ? Cuz i know how to do this thing where i get fired out of a cannon onto a forty foot drum. The kids love it !

The tempo needs to be slow enough so i have time to run back to the cannon between shots though.

I'll sew Frieda this gown for her stand-up comedy routine (I think she should be master of ceremonies):



And I hereby strongly encourage Brynn to choose a dramatic soliloquy (for performance between two equally dramatic drum solos).

P.S. Gown guaranteed to hide all hints of broccoli.

i call lead kazoo, personally, i think it's more awesome than the bag pipes =D

^^ oooOOOOOooooo pretty gown :eek: :) :)

that will definitely hide all the broccoli! :)

I'll make the food for the after show party.

I think I can double-duty as pie-taster.

It'll be a lot of work, but I think I can handle it.

smoke machine

^ careful not to hyperventilate. this collective doesn't offer health insurance.

how about bubble blower, mr Johnston?

^thank your for your kind assistance in this matter of the beautiful, dreamy drummy noise that man's making

also, i notice that not only does he sport a bandanna like auntie aubrey's old avatar & but also that his drum strongly resembles her new one ...coincidence? i think not.

the cable girl


and I will try to steal Hoyt's clipboard ;)

*Issues Stephi_B her own clipboard.*
*Makes note of issuing the clipboard on my own, slightly more important clipboard*
*Suggests that maybe some cables need rearranging somewhere.*

query for Wednesday, Nov. 28, 2007

Can you do this?

no

but my shoulders are cracking and popping so maybe in another minute i will be able to :eek:

yep, it worked

so yes, i can!

i can come close. i can put my palms together but not quite that high.

i can, however, stretch my left arm up, wrap it around the back of my head, reach around under my chin, and grab my left earlobe.


...oh. no wait, i guess i can't quite grab my earlobe anymore. WELL I USED TO!

yup

not nearly that high though !

oh god yes!!! i'm a nerd of that. of course i can that!! no problem!!! i could do that and i was a nerd of it before i was even born - it's easy for us contortion nerds - hahaha!!

i'm such an anjali mudra nerd!!!

AND yes!!! i'm also a TOTAL nerd of stretching my arm up, wrapping it around the back of my head, down around across my arse and grabbing my left bollock

there's nothing i'm not an nerd of - i'm a nerd of everything - THIS IS GREAT i am so nerdy :D

^yes, but can you stretch enough to pull your head out of your...

*twinkle*
:p

I could if i wanted to.
But I don't want to.
So I won't.

Not even with your arms...

and like opening a plug hole, all the fun drains away.

No, I can't do that -- but it makes me wonder what she can do with her legs ...

ergh...ehnn...yeah, but I can't get my palms together.

well, I won't ever try and do that in a crowded library again. :o

Yes. I didn't know I could until I tried.

^flexible bunch!

:D

It's not wise for me to attempt to do that; I'm trying to avoid cortisone injections.

New question for Thursday November 29th MST:

Do you wear a watch daily?

If YES, tell the story of the watch you wear.

If NO, tell the story of what else you use to check the time.

i use a sundial. i am often unpunctual due to living in the u.k.

i don't wear a watch nowadays now that a cellphone can do all time-telling better

besides, time is never time at all

I always wear a watch (and I always carry a lighter ftr), a cheep rugged practical watch with at least these functions: Time, Date, Chrono, and an Alarm. Currently I have a
Timex Expedition (it has a magnetic compass too) on a canvas webbing and leather buckle style strap...cost 30 bucks on sale.

yes. it's shiny. i saw it, liked it, ordered it and put if on my left wrist.

in the dead of night there's a button that makes the whole face of it glow green (but not so bright as to hurt ma peepers in their state of unaccustomed half-shut ness). i had one exactly the same but it packed up and i got this one exactly the same. it wasn't expensive or anything.

I don't wear a watch, there is no clock in my car & the only clocks in my house are on the stove and by my bed.
Interestingly, I am never late & rarely feel rushed.


Who you calling a plug hole?