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12"razormix 06-21-2005 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smartypants
Hmmm. She has a German name, and lives in Brazil... I wonder what her granddaddy did during WWII... :eek:

nothing that belongs in this thread, i think

craig johnston 06-21-2005 09:28 AM

her grandaddy was the famous clown helmut bŁndchen (little bundle)
who wowed audiences all over the world with his hilarious 'gherkin
sketch' and 'rostbratwurst und sauerkraut' routines. everywhere he
went laughter followed.
he was especially popular in brazil and made his home there after
declaring his fellow countrymen to be 'dour and humourless'. he still
appears on brazilian late night shows where he continues to amuse
his loyal audience.
;)

12"razormix 06-21-2005 09:29 AM

:D

venusupnorth 06-21-2005 09:46 AM

Intra-office Memorandum

To: Brian Harper, Office of Assistant Director of Human Resources
From: Tom Atkinson, Personnel Manager- Office C Heaven
CC: God, Executive Director/Company Founder
Re: Christ, Jesus H. Centennial Performance Review
Brian,
As per your request, I have compiled all on-the-job citation notices for Jesus Christ, employee #012351, in preparation for his centennial performance review.

In a personal note, I feel compelled to say that despite having a lot of obvious natural talent for the job, Jesus is pretty clearly working to only a fraction of his potential. On more than one occasion, I have strolled past his cubicle only to see him, head down on his desk, fast asleep and drooling on the latest Hustler. Or worse yet, he is frequently not even present at all, having either arrived late, left early, or on yet another cigarette break. And while his easygoing demeanor once made him a well-liked employee, many of his coworkers have begun complaining about his irresponsibility affecting their workloads. I believe that these numerous citations [highest number in office C!] will bear these complaints out in your eyes as well, and best present a fair and accurate description of Jesusí work for this major employee evaluation.

I hope these documents will be sufficient to begin your performance evaluation, and if there is anything else I or my office, can do, donít hesitate to ask.


Sincerely,Tom Atkinson
Personnel Manager- Office C Heaven

http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/08...us/jesus01.asp

JesusTitties 06-21-2005 12:22 PM


daverbee 06-21-2005 01:00 PM


craig johnston 06-21-2005 04:36 PM


Frieda 06-21-2005 06:48 PM

http://www.clarkmade.com/show.html

venusupnorth 06-22-2005 10:48 AM




If this doesnít teach you guys to blow out your flaming shots before you drink them, I donít know what will. LOL

Frieda 06-23-2005 06:03 AM

omg no! hahahaa!

daverbee 06-23-2005 06:29 PM


NimbleMarmoset 06-23-2005 07:24 PM


trisherina 06-24-2005 04:43 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JesusTitties


venusupnorth 06-24-2005 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smartypants
Hmmm. She has a German name, and lives in Brazil... I wonder what her granddaddy did during WWII... :eek:

LOL, good one :rolleyes:

trisherina 06-26-2005 05:04 AM



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