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madasacutsnake 08-23-2005 07:55 AM

My Scouser friend to a muslim woman who told her that she has to wash her wagina before she prays;

Listun. God made de woman's body in all it's glory ter bleed, ter grrer babies, ter give birth and (2" from woman's face) NAH FELLER IS GO'N TER TELL ME ME MITTY IS DIRTY. And if it's so dirty, why do dee spend 'alf their loife try'n ter get in thuz?!

madasacutsnake 08-24-2005 10:18 AM

http://glandonzoo.net/auctionterms.htm

zenbabe 08-24-2005 07:38 PM

I answered the phone at work today using my old company name. ooops..

funkytuba 08-24-2005 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by http://bollocks.urbanup.com/1135875

"Me:- "OK love, when your grandma and grand dad come around it would be really good if you jump up and down on the sofa shouting Bollocks. Can you do that?"

Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Yes"

Ten minutes later, old folks arrive, little girl jumps on sofa:

Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks"

Mate's wife:-"Please leave my house"

Me:-"Oh bollocks"

:D

JesusTitties 08-25-2005 06:27 AM


Frieda 08-25-2005 02:23 PM

the service manager of my customer team in the delivery team meeting:

"4 servers down?? dude, that's like.. uh.. major monkey cvnt dude!"

JesusTitties 08-25-2005 07:59 PM


Audreyvgs 08-25-2005 09:19 PM

Is that man pooping on Ze's set design?

He's copied Ze's backdrop!!!!!

Brynn 08-25-2005 09:47 PM

I fully expect to see something rainbow-colored exit his body.

priceyfatprude 08-26-2005 03:31 AM


JesusTitties 08-26-2005 05:33 PM


Mcpon 08-26-2005 06:23 PM

Today I farted into a fan while playing Mario Kart on the Gamecube. The fan was blowing the fart back at me and I didn't even know it because I was so immersed in the game playing. I wasn't paying attention to the stench until after I had lost. That was when I realized that the fart had been up in my face the whole time.

smellyrayzin 08-26-2005 09:57 PM

mario kart is best on N64.

craig johnston 08-26-2005 10:33 PM

and upwind

Mcpon 08-27-2005 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smellyrayzin
mario kart is best on N64.

Actually - Super Nintendo


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