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JesusTitties 12-12-2003 11:40 PM

the perfect gift
ok!!! as you all probably know, xmas is coming really soon!!!! and i KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW how excited you must be, cuz i really am too. But heres my question.

What do you get as a gift for the person who simply has everything?!?!?! i mean like, whats the perfect gift!!

Ok ok i know that xmas is all about giving and not recieving but i think we can all relate to this one somehow! *LOL*

priceyfatprude 12-13-2003 01:53 AM

A pair of boxer briefs to wear whilst cooking bacon.

Klynne 12-13-2003 01:57 AM

Something that touches their heart. Something that reminds them of you every time they look at it, wear it, smell it, touch it. Wow, sounds like porno. Sorry I could not be more helpful.

priceyfatprude 12-13-2003 01:58 AM

I like her idea. Get them porno.

zenbabe 12-13-2003 02:11 AM

You bastard! Where is my Domo-Kun!!!!!!

Don't even THINK about landing here without one you Canadian ****


SpecialK 12-13-2003 06:27 AM

is this a guy or a girl?

lapietra 12-13-2003 06:37 AM

deja vu
Soap!! No... not soap...

jaymirror 12-13-2003 10:43 AM

A self made carrot-holder.

agentsmith 12-13-2003 02:24 PM

mmmm...cant go wrong with porn, yaoi, or money.

funkytuba 12-14-2003 03:57 AM

If they really have everything then you should steal some of their stuff so they can receive the joy of needing something and having it given to them.

In fact, steal _all_ of their stuff, and giftwrap it and put it back where it was.

jasmina 12-21-2005 02:54 PM

a light sabre

Zeismyhero 12-21-2005 06:13 PM

I think especially if they have a child, a scrapbook with photos of them with their loved ones. I don't mean one of those elaborate scrapbooks you have to have a buttload of talent to make...just something simple.

I did this for my man...filled it with photos I've taken of him and his son. I am really hoping he loves it.

zenbabe 12-21-2005 07:13 PM

The gift that keeps on giving!

Jack Flanders 12-21-2005 08:38 PM

^^^ Holyshit!!!! Yabut how many times do you have to repeat the proceedure? That could rack up the $$$$.

Brynn 12-27-2005 10:27 AM

Wow. Any kind of plastic surgery would be - at the very least - an interesting present.

jasmina 12-27-2005 11:20 AM

My goodness. Who IS that??

dddrum 12-27-2005 01:50 PM

:eek: It hurts just to behold him/her.

Gives me pause to think: what do suppose this person sees in the mirror? (Assuming he/she can bring him/herself to look...)

jasmina 12-28-2005 09:07 AM

Well, I'm guessing lips would figure massively in the image

Brynn 12-30-2005 05:46 AM

I actually think that a poem you write yourself is the best present of all

red 12-30-2005 03:07 PM


red 12-30-2005 03:09 PM


Originally Posted by Brynn
Wow. Any kind of plastic surgery would be - at the very least - an interesting present.


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