Must go out and buy some smokes
Wish instead the store sold Tokes.

Must go out and buy some smokes
Wish instead the store sold Tokes.
but weed is illegal

Must go out and buy some smokes
Wish instead the store sold Tokes.
but weed is illegal
it throws off my beagle

Must go out and buy some smokes
Wish instead the store sold Tokes.
but weed is illegal
it throws off my beagle
He tosses and turns and chokes!

Ah, why can't I find a good curry?

Ah, why can't I find a good curry?
The stuff I keep getting is furry!

Ah, why can't I find a good curry?
The stuff I keep getting is furry!
from back in the fridge

Ah, why can't I find a good curry?
The stuff I keep getting is furry!
from back in the fridge
Stuck behind my Aunt Midge

Ah, why can't I find a good curry?
The stuff I keep getting is furry!
from back in the fridge
Stuck behind my Aunt Midge
Screw it, i'll eat it, i'm in a hurry.

Oh how will I ever know

Oh how will I ever know
if these pants are just bright or they glow?

Oh how will I ever know
if these pants are just bright or they glow?
snakeskin is cool

Oh how will I ever know
if these pants are just bright or they glow?
snakeskin is cool
(shows off my big tool)

Oh how will I ever know
if these pants are just bright or they glow?
snakeskin is cool
(shows off my big tool)
On which I like to wear a red bow

Just waiting alongside the phone