1. this weather is taking its toll
2. I now have the voice of a troll
3. All I want is to sing
4. like 'ole blue eyes' or Bing

1. this weather is taking its toll
2. I now have the voice of a troll
3. All I want is to sing
4. like 'ole blue eyes' or Bing
5. And croon like Nathaniel King Cole.

1. If I leave here tomorrow

1. If I leave here tomorrow
2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow?

1. If I leave here tomorrow
2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow?
3. I'm already packed

1. If I leave here tomorrow
2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow?
3. I'm already packed
4. My journey is mapped

1. If I leave here tomorrow
2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow?
3. I'm already packed
4. My journey is mapped
5. I'm moving to Mt kilimanjaro.

1. my inflatable pool is gone

1. my inflatable pool is gone
2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn

1. my inflatable pool is gone
2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn
3. And then my Slip and Slide

1. my inflatable pool is gone
2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn
3. And then my Slip and Slide
4. Just ran of to hide

1. my inflatable pool is gone
2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn
3. And then my Slip and Slide
4. Just ran of to hide
5. I guess I'll watch some porn.

-or, If you want to rhyme with line #1

5. I guess I'll watch porn with MoN

1. Lala went dancing at ten

1. Lala went dancing at ten
2. She had a great time and then

1. Lala went dancing at ten
2. She had a great time and then
3. The clock struck twelve